What do you doIf you cannot find the looIn an English CountryGarden?
Just pull back your cheeks And do it on the leeksIn an English Country Garden
You just hide behind a stoneand leave a whippy coneIn an English Country garden
What should be done If you want a little funIn an English CountryGarden?
Find a spot in the sunAnd do a number oneIn an English Country Garden
Flowers and plants they need your peeSo don’t be sparing with your wee