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What do you do If you cannot find the loo In an English Country Garden?

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  1. What do you doIf you cannot find the looIn an English CountryGarden?

  2. Pull down your pants and fertilise the plantsIn an English CountryGarden

  3. Nitrogen on DaffodilsTake away their growing ills

  4. Make sure you're not caught by the Bill

  5. Just pull back your cheeks And do it on the leeksIn an English Country Garden

  6. Go ahead and bend your kneesIf you must then cause a breeze

  7. Give the crocuses a treat if you please

  8. You just hide behind a stoneand leave a whippy coneIn an English Country garden

  9. What should be done If you want a little funIn an English CountryGarden?

  10. Find a spot in the sunAnd do a number oneIn an English Country Garden

  11. Flowers and plants they need your peeSo don’t be sparing with your wee

  12. Spray it about, just watch out for bees

  13. This song is good, maybe a little rude

  14. And for this I’ll beg your pardon

  15. Pick your plant and do not missSend a splendid urine kiss

  16. Empty your bladderDon’t take the mick

  17. Just remember this song and don’t dribble on your thong

  18. In an English Country garden