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Stargate : SG-1 And the Quest for the Long-Lost Library of TBN*. By: Corrina McGill. * To Be Named. Starring: Dr. Daniel Jackson. Col. Jack O’Neill (with two ‘L’s). Major Samantha Carter. Master Teal’c of the Jaffa.
And the Quest for the
Long-Lost Library of TBN*
By: Corrina McGill
*To Be Named
Dr. Daniel Jackson
Col. Jack O’Neill (with two ‘L’s)
of the Jaffa
Jack, you were at the briefing. We’re looking for the Long-Lost Library of TBN. There are rumours that it holds books that can answer the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Why are we doing this again?
Tax breaks for film crews?
I am the first of the challenges you must face before reaching the Long-Lost Library of TBN! Tremble before me, puny mortals!
Halt! None shall pass!
I’ve got this.
No! Now I need to pick up all of these grains of rice and count them! Curse you, how did you know my weakness? Oh, what a world!
Hey, dibs on all Wizard of Oz jokes.
Halt None shall pass!
What? I am Vala, the greatest thief ever! I am the second challenge you must face before reaching the Long-Lost Library of TBN! You must give me your greatest treasure.
Didn’t we do this bit already?
I believe there is a large ‘X’ shape over there, which commonly denotes the presence of treasure. Will that do?
Does that matter?
Nope. Go ahead, Muscles.
Well, I’m a thief not a pirate, but I suppose. Wait, that’s not YOUR treasure.
I read Treasure Island.
Hello, we’re peaceful explorers looking for the Long-Lost Library of TBN.
Halt, I am the Black Knight. None shall pass!
What? I wasn’t finished. None shall pass until you answer me these riddles three, ere the other side you see.
Ok, this time it makes sense.
What…is your quest?
African or European?
Well, I don’t know.
I already answered those two…
Ok, how about you get back to us when you figure it out.
What…is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Monty Python, Jack?
A DRAGON! You’re kidding me. Daniel, aren’t there any other libraries we could go to for that book on your meaning of life stuff? What about inter library loans?
Hello, I’m the Doctor. I mean, the Librarian. The Doctor-Librarian. Hello! How can I help you?
No, please she’s friendly, aren’t you girl? See? She’s the pet of the children’s department.
Jack, wrong story. We’re looking for the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Well, the Scarecrow could use some brains, the Lion needs some courage, the Tin Man wants a heart, and as for me…
Well, you’ve come to the right place. Allons-y!
It’s bigger on the inside.
Well, while we’re here…
How are we going to get all of this home? It won’t fit through the Gate.
Do you know about our eBook collection?