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Philosophies of Sex this is humorous AND honest!!

Philosophies of Sex this is humorous AND honest!!. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin.

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Philosophies of Sex this is humorous AND honest!!

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  1. Philosophies of Sex this is humorous AND honest!!

  2. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

  3. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

  4. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

  5. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield

  6. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner

  7. "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry

  8. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

  9. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns

  10. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."--Sharon Stone

  11. "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

  12. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson

  13. Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

  14. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams

  15. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne

  16. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal

  17. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

  18. There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman

  19. "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld

  20. Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart

  21. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

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