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Some people think all CONSULTANTS are evil and they offer a lot of reasons why. This presentation takes a humorous look at some of these reasons then make suggestions on how to spot the excellent consultants that DO make a difference.

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    1. All CONSULTANTS are Evil

    2. Some people think all CONSULTANTS are evil. Here are some of the things they say …

    3. They cut you open to gain understanding …

    4. … but then fail spectacularly to truly comprehend your inner workings.

    5. They construct detailed plans with pre-packaged abstractions ...

    6. … but when it comes to implementation “WTF” acquires a whole new meaning.

    7. They have a way to suck out your very best ideas in a spirit of collaboration ...

    8. … then claim it as their own in a breathtaking “I’m a superhero” act.

    9. They whip out their cookie cutter solutions ...

    10. … and you fall to pieces in unexpected ways.

    11. They make a massive song and dance to get you committed …

    12. … then send a hapless minion to do the work (or worse, THEY turn out to be a minion).

    13. They get lyrical about the impact of their awesome solutions ...

    14. … but all you get is the breathtaking impact of their misguided conviction.

    15. They enthusiastically share vast volumes of “stuff” ...

    16. … that admirably succeeds in entangling you in inescapable perplexity.

    17. They lead with the tunnel vision of a pre-written script ...

    18. … and when you go off the cliff it’s your fault … well it is, isn’t it?

    19. They demand your weight in gold ...

    20. … and when they’re done you become just another skeleton in their closet.

    21. All consultant are evil. Or are they?

    22. There are some truly excellent consultants. I speak from personal experience.

    23. They come in with highly specific knowledge and expertise. They help identify problems and create solutions. They lead you through a minefield of challenges.

    24. Don’t let preconceptions rob you of the opportunity to ask for advice and guidance.

    25. Look for a consultant that captures your attention, offers you valuable, engaging information and one that others endorse as a leader in the field.

    26. Look for: “Wow, that’s impressive”.

    27. Look for: “Aha, I get it”.

    28. Look for: “Yippee, I win”.

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