Wasted Time

1. Wasted Time By: Aiden Haddad

2. Time Workers uniforms • The uniform that is most commonly used among the time workers is a מונדיר Which means uniform in Yiddish. The uniforms are blue and transparent, transparent because time workers on there own are not invisible. The uniforms have lots of pockets and places to keep all the wasted time.

3. Who is aiden haddad • “Aiden Haddad is a dedicated author who is really awesome” ik Rowling • Aiden Haddad was born in Belleville and has lived his life dedicated to writing extremely awesome books. That’s basically all that anyone knows except for a little secret I am going to tell you he is AWESOME!

4. Can you guess or do you know something that extends from minus infinityto plus infinityand passes through this current moment? It is not an object you can take hold of to prevent it from moving. Despite its precious value we keep wasting it. You are always racing with it, but you can never go ahead of it. It is obvious now I am describing time. You might be familiar with time, but not with time collectors, keepers, wasters and users.

5. You may not believe my story, but here is what my neighbour really told me during a conversation we had last week about time keepers and time collectors. He said that when he was 12 years old he was sitting in a waiting room at Pearson international, waiting for his dad’s arrival from Ukraine when he discovered that he had the capability to see invisible creatures. Creatures that only he could see that were a blue transparent uniform. When he first saw them he was amazed by the way they move through walls and people alike without disturbing anyone. They talked amongst each other and no humans can hear them. My neighbour said “I was also able to hear all their conversations.”

6. Humans From a time keepers perspective • הומאַנס אַנדערש באקאנט ווי מענטש סאַפּיענס זענען די זייער מאָדנע באשעפענישן. זיי אַלע טראָגן פאַרשידענע יונאַפאָרמז און רעדן אַמאַנגסט זיך דורך די מאָדנע דעוויסעס איך טראַכטן עס גערופן יפאָנע. אַלע זיי טאָן איז זיצן און רעדן, רעדן, רעדן • Humans otherwise known as homo sapiens are these very odd creatures. They all wear different uniforms and talk amongst themselves through these peculiar devices I think there called IPhone. All they do is sit and talk, talk, talk

7. He told me that these little creatures hold a shiny silver bag each and go close to nearly everyone in the waiting areas at the airport to collect wasted time. He also said imagine how many people and how rich with time they can get. He added, a time collector put the bag on a sitting person’s mouth and you can literally see the bag slowly inflating. You can also hear a clock ticking loudly. As soon as the person moves, starts to read, talks on the phone or stands up to leave the time collector moves the bag away to another idle person. The clocks stop for a second until the bag is firmly on the other person’s mouth when it starts clicking again. Once done filling the bag, the time collector walks through the glass barriers to the luggage area where all the time collectors meet and hands out their bags to another creature; my neighbour called it the time keeper. He looks at each bag, reads the clock and hand in one silver coin to each collector.

8. I asked my neighbour “What did the time keeper do with all this time that have been collected?” • He replied that all the collected time is packed in multiple silver suitcases leaving to Europe. He also heard them talking about black market. So he concluded that time will be sold in the black market.

9. After getting used to seeing the time workers in different places my neighbour began approaching them and asking them questions about their work. They were amazed to know that a human could see their valuable work. He told me that time keepers are now finding difficult to keep up with all the people’s wasted time. Time is escaping and they can’t keep a hold of it. This eventually will cause serious problem for the environment, specifically to the stratosphere layer. People eventually will all fall idle when they can’t move due to lack of vital signs that the destroyed stratosphere may cause.

10. The time collectors and the time keepers’ numbers are limited. Also, silver bags and silver suitcases are quite rare and can only be manufactured by moving humans. There will not be enough bags and storage to keep the wasted time. Lack of movement means lack of bags and suitcases and this whole business will see a considerable downturn and will eventually tumble. The share market and the stock exchanges will come to a complete halt after.

11. My neighbour told me, as you can see, our whole world depends on time but not just any time. In order to save our businesses from the effect of the stratosphere on the environment, and hence to protect our earth from self destruction, we have to productively use our people’s time. For instance when waiting in a bus terminal, a train station, an airport or even at a doctor’s office you can read a book, write a story or put your ideas on paper. You can also surf online to learn new things. In addition you can use electronics to conduct business in order to reduce wasted time. Don’t forget to seal your mouth closed before time collectors have the chance to extract your wasted time away. I wish that we could all see the time collectors so we would all be aware of our time usage.

12. דער סוף

14. Silver Bags Shining small bags used to collect time on the go. Note: can only be manufactured with the time made by moving humans time. `

15. They will fall idle • As you probably know, wasted time is a growing problem and because of this we are experiencing problems in the stratospheric layers. This may cause most or all of the vital heat from the sun to ether radiate of the earth to such an extent that we would be better of living on Pluto (no seriously we would be better on Pluto). Another effect could be the heat getting trapped on the earth(This is more likely)causing us to be so hot it would be unsustainable for life.

16. stratosphere layer

17. Europe • Population: 739.2 million • Area: 10,180,000 km²

18. Silver suit cases • Silver suit cases are used to hold time once it has beencollected so it can be sold or kept for storage. • Cost $100000 or 100 silver coins • Note: Can only be manufactured by moving humans time Back to P10 Back to P8

19. Black market • A black market or underground economy is the market in which goods or services are traded illegally.

20. Silver coins • Silver coins(the currency for time workers) are composed of fine rare silver that can only be made when a human is doing something productive with there time.

21. Pearson international • Pearson international is a well known airport in Toronto Ontario. It is almost always filled with non productivity. It’s just filled with people waiting and doing nothing else.

22. Ukraine • Population: 45.59 million Ukraine (the place where my neighbor lives). Time keepers now have a special interest in this country and plan on searching it to find anyone else with the same power. The time worker association will not disclose any further information.

23. My neighbour My Neighbor is a awesome person he has shown me everything there is to learn about time. He even gave me this cool hourglass made with time worker silver.

24. Time wasters • Time wasters are basically people who waste there time by not doing anything productive. For example your sitting in an airport and your doing nothing so your idle then your wasting time but lets say your in the airport but this time your writing a story now you are doing something productive so therefor you are not wasting time. A wise time collector once said, “The key to living a long life is to use every last moment of it.”

25. ∞ • Infinity is a variable for something that goes on for ever for example space, it goes on forever there is nothing outside of it making the only possible explanation for its size infinity.

26. Time • Time is a variable that is constantly changing and goes on forever in both directions (– &+) • Time is a precious thigh because it must not be wasted even though it goes on for infinity it is easily broken

27. Time collectors • Mystical people that wear blue transparent uniforms and collect time in small silver bags or suitcases. • Most of the population lives in Europe and the rest is evenly spread across the globe. • Population: !@#$%^&**&^% • Life expectancy: ?

28. Time keepers • Mystical people that wear blue transparent uniforms and keep time in large barrels made of silver or in large suitcases made of silver. • Large quantity of population in Mexico and Europe • Population ######### • Life expectancy: N/A

29. time users • Just ordinary people who use there time doing productive things. • Population spread evenly around the globe • Population: Always changing • Life expectancy: N/A