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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers.

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    1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

    2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.- Ann Landers

    3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.- Will Rogers

    4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.- Josh Billings

    5. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.- Robert Benchley

    6. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.  And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam

    7. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.- Sigmund Freud

    8. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.- Ben Williams

    9. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.- Andy Rooney

    10. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.- Rita Rudner

    11. Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.  The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.- Dave Barry

    12. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I haveknown will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.- James Thurber

    13. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.- Franklin P. Jones

    14. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

    15. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.- Joe Weinstein

    16. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken,pork, half acow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!- Anne Tyler

    17. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.- Roger Caras

    18. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.- Mark Twain

    19. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.- Phil Pastoret

    20. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'- Dave Barry

    21. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.- Robert A. Heinlein

    22. My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am.