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Funny Quotes From The World’s Funniest People

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Funny Quotes From The World’s Funniest People

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  1. Funny Quotes From The World’s Funniest People

  2. Relax, laugh and have a good time with these quotes from some of the funniest people in showbiz, all curated by the Vuify review team. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something. Mitch Hedberg Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Unknown I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. Mitch Hedberg The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream. Bill Murray I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. Steven Wright A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. Golda Meir

  3. This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Bill Murray Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose. Steven Wright I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Steven Wright If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four or more people. Mitch Hedberg I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there. Steven Wright Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday For plenty more good humour, check out the entire collection at Vuify.

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