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A Wild New Year's Party in Fairfax

Step into a world where anything goes! Join us for an unforgettable New Year's Eve bash at 5005 Lone Oak Place in Fairfax, VA. Expect uncensored fun, rocket monkeys, and a keg of glory. Please follow the rules for a safe and enjoyable night!

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A Wild New Year's Party in Fairfax

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  1. Imagine a World…

  2. Where The Shocker was the accepted way to greet people…

  3. Where everyone gets laid… …EVERYONE

  4. …even the pillows

  5. Imagine a World…

  6. Where you’re not afraid to say “FUCK YOU” to The Man…

  7. was considered cool Where this guy…

  8. Where this guy… could be your baby daddy

  9. Where life was uncensored… …unlike this bullshit

  10. Imagine a World…

  11. Where rocket monkeys were real, if you believed hard enough…

  12. Where you never regret that drunk dial…

  13. Where Jager flows like water…

  14. Where the liquor never burns…

  15. Where “Beast” isn’t part of your vocabulary

  16. Where all can drink from the keg of glory…

  17. …AND GET TOTALLY SHITFACED!

  18. Anything is possible… DO YOU MEASURE UP??

  19. WE HAVE DEEMED YOU COOL ENOUGH TO COME TO OUR PARTY New Year’s Eve 2004 5005 Lone Oak Place Fairfax, VA 22032 Home of James, Jen Adu, and Jess A

  20. THE RULES • Carpool if possible…there is some street parking and a driveway • WE DO NOT SUPPORT DRUNK DRIVING…we’ll check your keys at the door if we have to • 4 bedrooms and plenty of floor space…everyone is welcome to crash (but bring a pillow and sleeping bag or something) Continued…

  21. THE RULES cont’d • There will be a keg, more beer, and liquor…but we DEFINITELY won’t complain if you’d like to make a gift of alcohol  • While we are all hippies at heart, we live next door to FBI agents, so keep that in mind (but we do have a fenced-in back yard, wink wink) • Keep your cups and beer bottles indoors please…we don’t want to get busted for minors (that means you, Owen HAHAHAHAHA)

  22. YOU GOT A QUESTION, BEEITCH? James: 703-861-7772 Jen Adu: 703-795-6627 Jess A: 757-869-0967

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