Why does a leprechaun wear green suspenders?. To hold his pants up!. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?. Real rocks would look funny!. Who drove the snakes out of Ireland?. No one - there weren't any cars back then!. How late do leprechaun kids get to stay up?.
To hold his pants up!
Real rocks would look funny!
No one - there weren't any cars back then!
Until the wee hours!
He's Dublin over with laughter!
. Patty O' furniture!
When it's a FRENCH fry!
Because it has two banks
Because they're always a little short.