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How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes

How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes. By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com. How To Succeed In Innovation. Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach

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How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes

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  1. How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com

  2. How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Overview Values being created "Nearly 100% of innovation – from business to politics – is inspired not by "market analysis" but by people who are supremely pissed off by the way things are." – Tom Peters "The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." – Al Goodman Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  3. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Targeted market "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all."   – Oscar Wilde "I like nonsense – it wakes up the brain cells." – Dr. Seuss "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done." – Fred Allen Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  4. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Brief history "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." – Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, 1895 "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" – H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927 "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." – Popular Mechanics, 1949 "The Internet? We are not interested in it." – Bill Gates, 1993 Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  5. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Milestones completed and future plans "If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.“ – Albert Einstein "All great discoveries are made by mistake." – Young's Law "Everything that can be invented has been invented." – Charles H. Duel Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  6. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Innovation Management Team "Few great men would have got past personnel." – Paul Goodman "Since we live in an age of innovation, a practical education must prepare a man for work that does not yet exist and cannot yet be clearly defined.“ – Peter Drucker "The leaders say: "Let's be more innovative." The staff says: "Bravo. When do we start?" The mid-level managers say: "Wait a minute, let's think about that. What about… and …? Have you REALLY thought it through? Does this mean I have to change?"" – Claude Legrand Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  7. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Growth Strategy Product "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones." – John Cage "If you understand it, it's not innovation." – Vadim Kotelnikov "If facts conflict with a theory, either the theory must be changed or the facts." – Benedict Spinosa Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  8. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Operational plan "Good artists copy, great artists steal." – Pablo Picasso "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.“ – Albert Einstein "The secret to inventiveness is doing many diverse tings at a time – continually and chaotically." – Vadim Kotelnikov "The ultimate inspiration is the deadline." – Nolan Bushnell Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  9. How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Development risk "The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it." – P.B. Medawar Risk management strategy "We all agree our theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" – Niels Bohr "The best way to kill creativity in a team is letting the boss speak first." – Victoria Holtz Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  10. How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Growth risk "The more you measure and motivate based on innovation, the less likely you will have a truly innovative culture." – Stephen Shapiro Risk management strategy "If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative." – Woody Allen "The way to succeed is to double your failure rate." – Thomas J. Watson Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  11. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Other risks "Nobody but lucky owners of a crystal ball can predict the future.“ – Vadim Kotelnikov "Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out." – The Schalkner Converse to Hoare's Law of Large Problems Risk management strategy "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." – Paul Ehrlich Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  12. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Markets Analysis "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." – Oscar Wilde "People buy more weight loss books/diets (tools) than all other books, yet people are fatter than ever. Why? Most diets do not address the psychological reasons (mindset) for eating. The same holds true for innovation." – Stephen Shapiro "The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun." – Ralph Nader Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  13. How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Competition "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." – Howard Aiken Marketing strategy "Everything popular is wrong." – Oscar Wilde "You can have any color you want, as long as it's black." – Henry Ford "It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." – R. Serling Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  14. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Funds Required and Uses "Nothing ever get build on schedule or within budget." – Cheops's Law "Under budgetary pressure (arbitrary or not) it is truly remarkable how many options one discovers one can do without." – James R. Schlesinger "The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake." – Murphy's Law Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  15. PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) How To Succeed In Innovation Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Financial Projections "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." – Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "To make a million, start with $900,000." – Morton Shulman Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

  16. How To Succeed In Innovation Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com THANK YOU! More humorous business plans Inspirational business plan “Successful Innovation”

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