Night of The Living feather duster
Two boys went in search of the Massachusetts feather duster. This videotape is all that remains.
Steady with that flashlight,Ed! Sorry, Bob You might not see it, but me and my friend Bob, who is operatin the camera, are approaching the house of the living feather duster. The legend says that it cleans it’s victims skin off of its bones. We are dumb enough to try and catch it.
Bob, we are in the mansion, and…… ddid you hear something? Oops, sorry. Must have imagined it. Don’t do that. It might be the feather duster. Lets move on. Nope, I didn’t. Sorry. ‘Course I heard it, sucker!
We are now behind the house. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Run! Ed, you are not holding da flashlight. That’s a weird feather duster.
AAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAA! Cool footage, dude!
Crunch Ed, where are you? Ed? Ed? Aaaaaaaaaggggggggg… Munch munch crunch