Are you awake ? #2

1. Are you awake? #2

2. Question 1 A rooster lays an egg at the very top of a slanted roof. Which side is the egg going to roll off on?

3. Answer Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs.

4. Question 2 • A man and his son had a terrible car accident and were rushed to the hospital. The man died on the way, but the son was still barely alive. When they arrived, the surgeon was called in to operate. Upon seeing the young boy, the surgeon said, "I can't operate. This is my son."How is this possible?

5. Answer • The surgeon is the boy’s mother.

6. Question 3 • How far can a dog run into the forest?

7. Answer • Halfway. After that, the dog is running out of the forest.

8. Question 4 • A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which room is safest for him?

9. Answer • The third room. After three years, the lions would be dead.

10. Question 5 • A man saw a snake crossing the road and swerved to crush it with his tires. All the street lights were off as well as the car's headlights. There were no other lights on along the road. How did the man see the snake?

11. Answer • It was daytime.

12. Question 6 • A plane crashed right on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

13. Answer • You don’t bury survivors.