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Lost in the Caribbean!

Lost in the Caribbean!. I have a small problem, yes it is true… I’ve lost my creative muse, and I know not what to do!. If you could just help me, and keep a sharp eye… Ask everyone you know, feel free to pry and spy… I’ve just got to find him, or my writing is simply of no use!.

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Lost in the Caribbean!

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  1. Lost in the Caribbean!

  2. I have a small problem, yes it is true… I’ve lost my creative muse, and I know not what to do! If you could just help me, and keep a sharp eye… Ask everyone you know, feel free to pry and spy… I’ve just got to find him, or my writing is simply of no use!

  3. You’ll find him easy to spot, for he’s really quite hot… He resembles this guy, and will answer to Bloom I think he’s gone on vacation… but we must get him back soon!

  4. He has many disguises and may try to hide… perhaps in the Caribbean is where he now abides… ? If he’s decided to take to the sea Hop in your boats and go searching for me! Look for a young man who goes by Will Turner And who, with swords, is a very fast learner!

  5. But if it is Will he is currently being, there is someone else with him you might also be seeing! This one’s name is Jack Sparrow and he’s no joke He might act drunk but he’s no dope He’ll take Will’s side - though he might try to deny it He is, after all, just a dirty pirate!

  6. These two together make quite a pair, so if you are sailing their way please use care! Stay clear of the curse and don’t touch the gold, Watch out for Sparrow’s wit and don’t get too bold, Or soon you may find yourself enjoying their company, And hear yourself singing “A pirate’s life for me!” YO HO!

  7. And yet there is another this muse could be, and this one prefers to reside in the trees… Much different then his real self he could look, you must know… He’ll have blonde hair and pointy ears and carry a bow… So keep a sharp eye for this quick and quiet elf!

  8. Through the forests of Middle-Earth you must go in your quest, for Legolas will be a hard quarry to best. Difficult to catch this elf will prove, Doubtless you two will share many a move, But you must not fail to find him for me, For The Wall that Fell all depends on him you see!

  9. He won’t give in without a fight, so if in the end you have him in your sight… Call for help don’t let him get away, Bring him to me and you’ll save the day! I’ll pay you a handsome reward to be sure, For when I have my muse once again my writer’s block will be cured!

  10. Don’t let yourself be distracted by such a pretty face, for a “happily ever after” would not be the case! Please just return him as quickly as you can, And if you wish to borrow him later I’m sure we can work out a plan, But he is my muse you do understand, And using him without permission would be bad bad bad!!!

  11. So keep looking and searching and pass it around: Lossefalme’s Orli muse has been lost and must be found! Keep in mind he might go as Bloom… and so you may find him soon, For after the release of Pirates he may find it hard to hide … Really all those screaming adolescent girls are on our side!

  12. Or he might be Will Turner with Captain Jack at his side… In which case you must be careful not to fall prey to pirate pride! Try not to drool if you find him in this guise, Though I know it’s hard and I’ll tell you no lies… Upon Turner you must not let your heart get set, Even though he’s real sexy when he’s wet!

  13. GASP! Wait there he is, talking with Depp! Quick let’s grab him and don’t let him slip! I’ll go around and come from behind, You distract him, be sure he pays me no mind, I’ll give him a shot that’ll put him to sleep, He’ll have to go quietly, he won’t make a peep!

  14. “Hello there, Mr. Bloom!” *THUNK* *muffle*THUD*

  15. Oh yes, lookie there, I think we have done it! Now he’s asleep, but he’ll just rest for a bit… I’ll take him home and put him to bed, And he won’t remember anything that here has been said, Back to his muse-duties he’ll have to go, Perhaps now my writing won’t go so slow!

  16. But one of these days he’ll take another vacation… and I’ll need your help once again to find his location! He’ll once again go for the sea or the trees, Once again choose which character to be! So if you’re out walking one day and you spy Bloom or Turner or Legolas go by Please, remember my cry: “HELP! My muse is on the loose!”

  17. Brought to you by Lost Muses of the World, Inc. Pictures courtesy of DroolWorthy Images On behalf of Lossefalme, another satisfied customer. Our Lost Muse ads have found over 3 million lost creative muses worldwide. If you have lost a muse, and wish to file an add with us, please contact us at 1-800-LOSTMUSE or email us at www.lostmusesoftheworld.com

  18. T H E E N D !

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