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Excuses for school. By: KF Gr.7 & LS Gr.6. Excuses # 1 & 2. My dog ate my homework. My calculator broke. Excuses 3 & 4. I was watching the Discovery channel. I had a allergic reaction whenever I went near the pencils. Excuses 5 & 6. My twitch is back and I might have damaged something.
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Excuses for school By: KF Gr.7 & LS Gr.6
Excuses # 1 & 2 My dog ate my homework My calculator broke
Excuses 3 & 4 I was watching the Discovery channel I had a allergic reaction whenever I went near the pencils
Excuses 5 & 6 My twitch is back and I might have damaged something I’m recovering from food poisoning
Excuses 7 & 8 I won’t be in school a week from Friday… I’m attending my funeral We forgot to bring in the paper on Sunday when we found it on Monday we thought it was still Sunday
Excuses 9 & 10 My desk isn’t messy it is a work of art I got hit by a rhombus
Excuses 11 & 12 I couldn’t come to school because someone threatened to threaten me My dad choked on a meatball and I had to comfort him No picture available
Excuses 13&14 I heard on the radio that a teacher died I hoped it was mine My neighbor killed my pet fly whose name was flie
Excuses 15&16 Someone stole my bike so I couldn’t come to school (I just don’t ride my bike to school) I forgot to get up this morning
Excuses 17&18 You asked me to do my homework you didn’t tell me to do my homework so I thought it was optional It was the aliens I swear they told me to be late (would I lie to you)
Excuses 19&20 We weren’t aloud to go to our lockers unless it was the beginning or the end of school so when our teacher told us to go too our lockers we thought it was the end of school so we left I got chased around the school by a pack of wild dogs so I had to do a lap of the school to shake them don’t worry though I’m alright
The End By: K & L