M onsters E at C heese F ries

1. Monsters Eat Cheese Fries By C.J. Pumpkins

2. (Illustration of a child laying in his bed shaking in fear. Along side his bed are large shadow figures shaped like monsters.) If you think you have a monster in your room, don’t be afraid he won’t eat you. 1

3. (Illustration of four friendly monsters sitting at a table gazing at a delicious plate of cheese fries.) Monsters don’t eat kids they eat cheese fries, so listen close I’ll tell you why. 2

4. (Illustration of four friendly children sitting at a table gazing at a delicious plate of cheese fries.) Monsters eat cheese fries just like you, monsters eat cheese fries yes they do. 3

5. (Illustration of four friendly monsters sitting looking bored.) Late at night when the monsters are bored, 4

6. (Illustration of four friendly monsters creeping down a city street towards a fast food restaurant.) They sneak downtown to the french fry store. 5

7. (Illustration of four confused friendly monsters staring at a menu.) They never need to order because monsters can’t read, 6

8. (Illustration of four friendly monsters standing at a counter pointing at a picture of cheese fries.) They just go up to the counter and say cheese fries please! 7

9. (Illustration of four friendly monsters sitting at a table devouring a large plate of cheese fries.) They have a seat and begin to eat, 8

10. (Illustration of one friendly monster eating with his hands.) Some use their hands. (Illustration of one friendly monster eating with his feet.) Some use their feet. 9

11. (Illustration of one friendly monster licking a plate of cheese fries.) And when they’re done they lick the plate, 10

12. (Illustration of friendly monster smiling as his face is covered in cheese.) Until there’s cheese all over their face. 11

13. (Illustration of one friendly monster washing his hands.) And when they're done they wash their hands, 12

14. (Illustration of four friendly monsters walking away from the city towards a very small island.) And head back home to monster land. 13

15. (Illustration of four friendly monsters fast asleep holding their tummies.) With their tummies full they go to sleep, until it’s time for them to eat. 14

16. (Illustration of a small child shaking in fear. Behind his bed is a large dark figure shaped like a monster.) So if you think you have a monster in your room, don’t be afraid he won’t eat you. 15

17. (Illustration of a small child sitting in his bed eating cheese fries along side a friendly monster.) Cause monsters eat cheese fries yes they do, monsters eat cheese fries just like you. 16