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Wal-Mart has competition with classy dressers. 1. To our relief, the bikini was added upon arrival in America. This outfit was designed by the Sho-ur-kuchee tribe in South America. The camo look really makes this outfit difficult to see at the park.

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To our relief, the bikini was added upon arrival in America.

This outfit was designed by the

Sho-ur-kuchee tribe in South America.




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Matching gloves and shoes, shopping.

a touch of real class.



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His outfit was designed by daylight.

Semore Butts.

The over the shoulder fanny pack give it some flare.



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A discrete use of the tongue to indicate the size of it. would be a total flop.

We definitely appreciate the use of a lot of extra material in this outfit.


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Wearing her little sister’s bikini was probably not a good decision, however it does create the illusion that there is a single, vertical crack.


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A purse, cell phone and a thong. decision, however it does create the illusion that there is a single, vertical crack.

This outfit warrants long hair, perhaps long enough to reach the knees.


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Somewhere a Polar bear is missing two feet. decision, however it does create the illusion that there is a single, vertical crack.


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The blue starfish sets this outfit apart from all the other look-a-likes.

Her mom is so proud of her!




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Let’s see, tank top, sunglasses, over-flared slacks, ski goggles, water bottle. Yep, she is ready to hit the slopes.



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Thank goodness not all of her dress is see-thru. Her top reminds us of a Jack-In-The-Box, just ready to pop out.


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I didn’t know material came in a width that wide. The outfit does give her a bouncy look.


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Here’s a classic example of the use of “Fake’um out fur”.

A lot of guys would trade their thongs for an outfit like this.


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Nothing looks more manly than wearing a cellphone and sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.


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Not too showey, and not to discrete. sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.

This outfit is perfect for a stroll in the summer on the street.


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At the end of a rainbow you’ll find a… sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.


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OH MY !!! sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.

I’m speechless.


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This outfit speaks for itself. sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.

Listen, you can hear it saying,

“Those boots don’t do it.”


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The world is still safe. sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.

Spiderman lives on!


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Tropical outfit designed by the sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.

Watermellon Growers of America


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From his desperate looks, sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.

I would guess he hasn’t found

one yet.


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Now, that’s how to step out in style. sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.


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A sunglasses case around your waist. The backpack shows he is a real man’s man.nn S. Smith models the 50/50 dress.

50% of her is out, and the other 50% is trying to get out.

The back dips so low you can see her initials.

Fashion Editor’s note: Wearing underwear is not an option with this outfit.



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My guess is that he is a palm tree dancer. The MP-3 player and cool hat are a must for this outfit.


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Somewhere a sidewalk restaurant is missing a table cloth. and cool hat are a must for this outfit.


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Sherman of the Jungle flaunts his new outfit with flowers and a pineapple.

However, those shades are so last year looking.



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Is that a sheepdog on her head? wear underwear.

Or, are we seeing a hair style from 10,000 BC?


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Yep. No question about it. wear underwear.

He’s got it.

What exactly he’s got I don’t know, but he’s got it.


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Want to look chic at the beach? wear underwear.

Order a Man-Kini.


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Don’t look at the next picture. wear underwear.

You’ll have nightmares for years.


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Street clothes or pajamas, who knows? wear underwear.

But she is giving the international sign of what she wants to do.


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Now this is the perfect outfit for a busy day in the city. Wearing a real phone instead of a dinky cell phone makes the difference.


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Is that net or expanded steel holding her in there? Wearing a real phone instead of a dinky cell phone makes the difference.

I don’t want to look a second time to find out.


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Absolutely stunning! Wearing a real phone instead of a dinky cell phone makes the difference.

It makes her feet look so…


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Yes, that’s the look others have tried to capture. Wearing a real phone instead of a dinky cell phone makes the difference.

It says, “I know where I’m going,

but I don’t know why.”


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This is the biggest challenger to the “Wal-Martians”. Wearing a real phone instead of a dinky cell phone makes the difference.

Bill Beergut and his overalls.


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Thanks for looking, Wearing a real phone instead of a dinky cell phone makes the difference.

And may all your worst nightmares

Come true.