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  1. Rent-a-Cop There was a rent-a-cop on the way to Cancun He ended up being the biggest buffoon. He had a stache of grey, long and thin, When people looked at it he could do nothing but grin. He had a badge on his chest what looked to be gold, High on his segway he proudly rolled. This very overweight cop was trying to flex, But did not look so good in tight spandex. Good with the ladies so he thought, But know woman likes a cop with cloths so taut. People would laugh at him as if he were a clown, Because his fly on his pants is always down. When crime is reported there is not much he can do He is the one who arrives last in the crew. When he left home at the end of each day, He would take a quick stop at the doughnut café. He would run to the counter with the look of being dazed, He always picks two chocolate and one that was glazed. When he gets home he gets all nice and clean, When he gets out the water turns green. As he falls asleep tucked into bed, Nothing can wake him as if he was dead.