Silly Limericks That Will Make You Laugh

1. Y4 LIMERICKS There was a young horse in Sydney, Who lost his back legs and one kidney; He jumped a jump, And landed in a thump; Yes he learned his lesson, didn’t he? By Sophie and Chloe

2. There was a girl called Milly, She was very very silly; She got a tub of glue, And poured it in her shoe, Oh Milly was a very silly billy! By Baileigh and Emily

3. There was an old lady from Spain, Who read as she sat on a plane; The plane was going to crash, She jumped out in a dash; When she landed, her leg was in pain! By Evelyn and Jessica

4. There was an ancient mummy, Who had a poorly tummy; Threw up in bed, And banged her head; Oh what a silly dummy! By Georgia, Abigail and Rebecca

5. There once was a man from Japan, Who said ching wing wung chang wang; He walked out the door, I think he had just swore; But in English, he had just said Penang! By Jack and Nathan

6. There was a shooting star, It was as fast as a car; It flew in the sky, My Mam said “why?” Then it went so far. By Jamie

7. There was a young lady called Danielle, Who sat on the edge of a well; She was reading her book, So people could look; She leaned back, whoops and she fell! By Amber and Elizabeth

8. Don’t remind me of yesterday, I really have got to say; It was quite a disaster, As I disobeyed my master; At least I am free, hurray! By Fay