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Warning! We, as a group, cannot be held responsible for results of usage of the following lines. Many of the following, have resulted in classic shut-downs and the occasional slap in the face.
Bar some, Bar none. Ryan Trent How you doin’?
Winning Lines • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. • I think I can die happy now, cause I have just seen a piece of heaven. • I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle. • If I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought. • I just had to come talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Crash and Burn • I may not be the cutest guy in here, but, I am the only one talking to you. (Guy to Girl) • Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!! (Guy to Girl) • Let’s play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole. (Girl to Guy) • Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass. (Girl to Guy) • I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. (Girl to Guy)
Party Pleasers • Do you have a map? ‘Cause honey, I keep getting lost in your eyes. • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You’re the one who tripped me. • You are so beautiful, you give the sun a reason to shine. • Hey, don’t I know you? That’s right, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile. • Wow. (Need we say more?)
Party Poopers • My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. You are? It must be an hour fast. • There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited. • Nice shoes…. • You’re so hot, your ass is on fire. • Wanna get lucky?
Academic Pick ups
A+ Picks • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. • You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life. • I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you take my breath away. • “Hi!” (only works Girl to Guy)
F- Picks • Do you know karate? ‘Cause damn it honey, your body is really kickin’. • Girl, you gotta be tired ‘cause you been runnin through my mind all day. • Are those space jeans? ‘Cause your ass is outta this world. • You’re the hottest thing since sunburn! • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause I see the word FINE written all over you!
Pick ups for Foreign Chicks • Tu as de beaux yeux tu sais? Do you know that you have really beautiful eyes? • Je te trouves vraiment sublime I find you really beautiful. • Tu vis chez tes parents? Do you live with your parents? • Je n'ai jamais ressenti un sentiment aussi fort pour quelqu'un auparavant. I've never had a feeling so strong about somebody before.
Beat it Buster • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again? • Yeah, but this time don’t stop! • I know how to please a woman. • Then please leave me alone. • I think you’re the best looking girl in here. • Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Eat This • Haven't I seen you some place before? • Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. • Is this seat empty? • Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. • I can see forever in your eyes. • But all I can see is never in yours.