WAZPZ

1. 15 WAZPZ start Y2K8

2. Right, then. Roll on Series 3. a fresh start. And to begin with, we’ll have to redesign the studio interior after Hannah organised to burn all the furniture last year. Next

3. Next …And I’d do it again!!

4. K, then. I’ll go organise the electrics. Jack, You and Thomas go out to get some furniture from DFS… Ok, but I’m not smart mouthing them penguins again Next

5. Alex can go restock the fridge and freezers. Sean, you go see if the Sloths are ok. We’ve not been on for even 3 minutes and you’re giving me the dirty work…literally. Next

6. And Ryan, you go and restock the drugs cabinets. You’re good at that. Me-me-me-cannot-go-to-the-the-the-chemists-again-as-I-am-to-go-to-USAmerica-and-start-solo-work. Next

7. Really? So sad to hear that. Hope it goes well for you. When’s your flight? That-would-be-under-5-nimutes-ohmyfuckinggod!!!I-need-to-get-to-flight-of-the-concordes-before-I-miss…gotta-go-go-go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next

8. Bye, now! Next

9. Well at least Tom can take his place. He can play Guitar, right? Ah who cares? Important thing is we’d better get the Studios up and running again. Next

10. 7 Hours Later

11. That’s not bad, I guess. Looks more like a studio now than it did before. Why would we want it to look like a studio? We are? I just thought we were a gay pride group ‘cos we’re a band, idiot Next

13. What’s that, you’re doing? Next

14. Is that what your wife said when she caught you shagging another woman?? Next

15. BUUURRN!!! Next

16. After Hannah got the electricity disconnected, we lost our Cable TV. So I tried to retain it from the various companies. But they denied us for various reasons. Next

17. Go fuck yourself. We’re not letting you have a Sky Plus box anymore. I could hear the porn channels from here…Birmingham Next

18. Sorry, but Virgin Media is only for the following; Gays and Retards Next

19. So what I’m doing is making our own Cable TV using this comically oversized Screwdriver. Next

20. But there’s a twist to this. I’m actually designing a computer personality for the entire studios. It acts as a Fire Alarm, Burglar Alarm, Cable TV, Internet Connection and even a defensive grid. So will it be able to deal with the Man-eating Bull midget under my bed? Next

21. Jack, you’re 16 years old. Stop believing in fantasy creatures. Next

23. There, I think that’s done it. Next

24. Meet the “Automated Machine of Yottabytes”. I call her AMY for short. What the fuck are all you looking at?! Next

25. No, no, I just still need to sort out some more of her programming. She’s a bit of a bitch, isn’t she? Next

26. How much do you bet I can throw Sean into the Furnace? 50 quid says you don’t! Next

29. Shit! Sean’s set the alarm off. I hadn’t registered the friendly detector yet. Quick, everybody outside!!! Next

30. Intruders detected. Preparing to beat the shit out of. Next

31. Ha’way, Sean. This thing’s going to kill us. I set it off, so I’m going to disable it. Don’t try to stop me… Next

32. Okay… I was expecting a bit more sympathy Next

35. Well the main reactor is near the centre of the cellar labyrinth. But since he was in the lounge, he’s got 3 corridors to get through yet. And they contain as much danger as each other. What’ll Sean actually face in there? Next

36. Argh! Fergal Stack Holograms!!!!!! Argh! Sean Leach!!! Next

38. Next If my calculations are correct, he should be passed the Stackograms if they haven’t already killed him…By forced suicide.

39. Phh! Ha’way, man Matthew. I could design better security methods than this… Next

40. Bullshit detected, preparing to terminate. Oh shit Next

42. Oh thank Christ. The cellar door Next

43. Next What else did you store for the grid?

45. Next Oh for fuck’s sake Hello. I’m Ricky Gervais

47. Next I’m not sure. But it couldn’t be the defence grid. ‘cos the shield around the studios is still active What was that?

48. Next Oh thank god, it’s just Cardboard with a speaker.

49. Next Or maybe the real Gervais behind the picture

50. Next Aha! The main reactor.