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UMR Proposed Course Catalogue

UMR Proposed Course Catalogue. Courses they wanted to offer…. A quick disclaimer….

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UMR Proposed Course Catalogue

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  1. UMR Proposed Course Catalogue Courses they wanted to offer…

  2. A quick disclaimer… The use of actual course numbers in this presentation is completely accidental and does in no way effect that class, if it does exist. All spelling or grammar mistakes are on purpose and should not be corrected, debated, or noticed. If you do notice a misuse of English, go join the English department, nerd.

  3. Dr. D. Henthorn • Ch.E. 21 – Proper Engineering Presentation • An in-depth study of getting your hair to part perfectly, always having a clean polo, and generally looking like an engineer. • Ch.E. 333 – The Sci-Fi Channel in Engineering • Analysis of engineering in science fiction by watching the Sci-Fi Channel continuously.

  4. Dr. K. Henthorn • Ch.E. 45 – Early Class Survival • Learning how to be chipper and attentive no matter how early the class is. • Ch.E. 123 – Engineering in Video Games • Analyzing process representation in video game media via X-Box. Final exam will be one-on-one Halo tournament.

  5. Dr. Liapis • Ch.E. 1265 – Write This Down • HA HA HA HA HA! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WRITE FAST ENOUGH! GREECE WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN! THE ROMANS AND THEIR DECENDENTS WILL PAY!

  6. Dr. Book • Ch.E. 1 – Engineering Fitness • This course is a pre-requisite to all courses taught by Dr. Book and will prepare the student to lift up to 10 reams of paper with each hand. • Ch.E. 500 – MathCad is Your God • A deep, encompassing analysis of how MathCad single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction, as well as its general awesomeness.

  7. Dr. Wang • Ch. E. 666 – Ninjitsu Chemical Engineering • Learn how to be a complete ninja and have absolutely no one suspect anything until you leap out of their textbook.

  8. Dr. Ludlow • Ch. E. 000 – It’s A-I-C-H-E, dangit!!! • An in depth analysis of … well… saying your professional organization’s name correctly.

  9. Dr. Forciniti • Ch. E. 112 – Argentina is Awesome • Complete analysis of the lifestyles, habits, and overall coolness of anyone from or associated with Argentina. • Ch. E. 357 – Argentina is Awesome II • A super-in depth analysis of… how do you say… football. But not the American kind, that is for pansies. Real football, like it is played in Argentina.

  10. This has been a MITCH THE SODA GUY production

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