The Surgeon's

1. The Surgeon's Humour at its Best ! BEST PATIENTS ! CLICK TO MOVE SLIDES

2. FIVE SURGEONS FROM BIG CITIES ARE IN DEEP DISCUSSION AS TO WHO MAKES THE EASIEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON !

3. THE FIRST SURGEON FROM SINGAPORE SAYS…. “….I LIKE TO SEE ACCOUNTANTS ON MY OPERATING TABLE BECAUSE WHEN YOU OPEN THEM UP, EVERYTHING INSIDE IS NUMBERED !”

4. THE SECOND SURGEON FROM BANGKOK SAYS…. “….I PREFER ELECTRICIANS ON MY OPERATING TABLE ! EVERYTHING INSIDE IS COLOUR CODED !”

5. THE THIRD SURGEON FROM BEIJING SAYS…. “….I LIKE LIBRARIANS ON MY TABLE BEST BECAUSE EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER !”

6. THE FOURTH SURGEON FROM JAKARTA SAYS…. “….I PREFER CONSTRUCTION WORKERS; THOSE GUYS ARE VERY UNDERSTANDING WHEN YOU HAVE A FEW PARTS LEFT OVER !”

7. THE FIFTH SURGEON FROM KUALA LUMPUR SHUT THEM ALL UP WHEN HE OBSERVED AND REPLIED…. “….YOU GUYS ARE ALL DEFINITELY WRONG! POLITICIANS FROM MALAYSIA’S UMNO PARTY ARE THE EASIEST TO OPERATE ON!”

8. “…THERE’S NO GUTS….” “…NO BALLS….”

9. “…NO HEART….” “….NO BRAINS….”

10. “…NO SPINE….” “….NO SKULL….” “….BUT BEST OF ALL, I MUST DECLARE….

11. “….THE HEAD AND THE ARSE ARE INTERCHANGEABLE !”