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Funny jokes about being funny

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Funny jokes about being funny

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  1. Funny jokes about being funny

  2. You can’t help but laugh when you read these funny one-liners curated by the Hearfind review team. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” – Charles de Gaulle “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin “Political correctness is tyranny with manners.” – Charlton Heston “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” – Christopher Morley “If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” – Chuck Palahniuk “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.” – Clarence Darrow “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower “If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” – Cynthia Heimel “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

  3. “Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.” – Daniel J. Boorstin “It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.” – Dave Barry “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth “Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman “The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.” – Demetri Martin “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.” – Denis Waitley “Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.” – Desmond Morris For plenty of great humour to put a smile on your face, check out Hearfind.

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