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A conversation between Death, Satan, and Hitler over a game of poker

A conversation between Death, Satan, and Hitler over a game of poker

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  1. A conversation between Death, Satan, and Hitler over a game of poker

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  3. By: Count Buttocks

  4. Death- What do you got?

  5. Satan- Two Pair, Queen high.

  6. Hitler- Ich habe eine pair of achts.

  7. Death- Ha! I beat you all- Full House -nines and tens.

  8. Satan- Jesus Christ... not again! How the devil do you always win?

  9. Death- Its experience my friend....

  10. Satan- Have you been playing cards for people's souls???

  11. (Death averts his eyes sheepishly)

  12. Satan- Have you!!??

  13. Death- I got so bored of chess!

  14. Satan- HOLY CHRIST!!! What have I told you about that? Its against the rules

  15. If God finds out he'll kick my red ass!

  16. Hitler- Warbu sphechts d ??

  17. Satan- Nothing Adolph... It doesn't concern you.

  18. Death- I'm sorry, my evil lord, but I.... hey, could you pass the preztels?

  19. Hitler- Ja

  20. (Hitler passes the preztels)

  21. Death- (munching on pretzels) but I.... can't resist a challenge like that.

  22. Satan- How about this... I find out you do that one more time, and your

  23. fired... gonna accept that challenge?

  24. Death- I'll be good, don't worry!

  25. Satan- Its a serious offense. Its against the divine treaty. If God found

  26. out, he is allowed to do away with a large evil on earth.

  27. Death- What... like the drug problem?

  28. Satan- Bigger!

  29. Death- You don't mean to say he might abolish the Republican Party

  30. (Satan nods)

  31. Death- I'll never do it again... I promise!

  32. Satan- Good.... Okay, I'll deal. Everyone ante up.

  33. (They toss in their ante)

  34. Satan- Wait a second Hitler.... what the hell is this.... a pfennig? What

  35. use is god-damn German currency gonna do down here?

  36. Hitler- Ich bin saver.

  37. (Hitler takes back his pfennig, and throws in something else.)

  38. Hitler- Da.

  39. Satan- Good; Okay Death, cut the deck, and don't you even think about pulling

  40. that stupid scythe gag. Its just not funny the fifth time!

  41. Death- (Chuckling to himself) Oh.... I love that.