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Join me on a hilarious journey through my crazy college experiences, from gerbil escapades to late-night escapades in dorms and libraries. Laugh at my escapades and cringe at my mishaps in this outrageous tale.
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I licked a very pesky gerbils over-sized ballsack Played tennis with my future wife :) on the tennis courts by Cobb parking. I had sex in a study room on the 8th floor of Davis. I Fuckedon the 8th floor of Davis Library I pooped myself half a mile away from my dormafter LFIT Played football at 2 A.M. in the Quad. UL...streakerssss Smoked a fat blunt at Kenan Celebrated the natl. championship on Franklin Got a rimjob from Ramses behind the belltower Underage Consumption arrest at Goodfella’s Ran a 5k on Franklin 1ST floor of phi delt. I Fuckedinto a red solo cup 19 times in 3 days Waking up in a pool of my own vomit near SAE I took two ambulances in one night to the hospital. Fuckedyo mom everywhere