It’s time to play Name That Fallacy!.
Bill: "I like classical music and I think it is of higher quality than most modern music." Jill: "That stuff is for old people." Dave: "Yeah, only real wussies listen to that crap. Besides, Anthrax rules! It Rules!" Bill: "Well, I don't really like it that much. Anthrax is much better."
"You can never give anyone a break. If you do, they'll walk all over you."
McDonald’s is the best place to eat because so many people eat there and so many people don’t eat at a restaurant if its not the best place to eat.
Jenna is riding her bike in her home town in Maine, minding her own business. A station wagon comes up behind her and the driver starts beeping his horn and then tries to force her off the road. As he goes by, the driver yells "get on the sidewalk where you belong!" Jenna sees that the car has Ohio plates and concludes that all Ohio drivers are jerks.
Luke didn't want to eat his sheep's brains with chopped liver and brussel sprouts, but his father told him to think about the poor, starving children in a third world country who weren't fortunate enough to have any food at all.
I know that every action we perform is determined by fate because no one has proved that we have free will.
"A website I read said milk makes you taller. I know it's true because the website said it was."
"We've got to stop them from banning pornography. Once they start banning one form of literature, they will never stop. Next thing you know, they will be burning all the books!”
President Reagan was a great communicator because he had the knack of talking effectively to the people.
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the hit series "Bimbos and Studmuffins in the OR." You can take it from me that when you need a fast acting, effective and safe pain killer there is nothing better than MorphiDope 2000. That is my considered medical opinion.
The new UltraSkinny diet will make you feel great. No longer be troubled by your weight. Enjoy the admiring stares of the opposite sex. Revel in your new freedom from fat. You will know true happiness if you try our diet!
Kim: How do you know?
Todd: Well, because he is really angry.
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“It’s alright for me to cheat on my taxes because everyone else does it.”
I don’t care why Conservatives really support President Bush and his policies. They’re just a bunch of reactionary, right-wing nuts.