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Top 10 Great Things About Turning 40 10. Those aren’t grey hairs. They’re experience badges that show you outrank those dang- nabbit youngsters. 9. 40 is the new 30. But that means 50 is the new 40. Which means you’re now 50? Argh , I’m too old for this new math.

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Top 10 Great Things About Turning 40

10. Those aren’t grey hairs. They’re experience badges that show you outrank those dang-nabbit youngsters.

9. 40 is the new 30. But that means 50 is the new 40. Which means you’re now 50? Argh, I’m too old for this new math.

8. Getting plenty of exercise walking to and from the bathroom all night long.

7. Uhh, the mind is starting to go. I can’t remember #7.

6. Finally time for that mid-life crisis sports car.

5. Can now blame hearing loss when ignoring the wife and kids during important sporting events.

4. That young whipper-snapper of a wife still looks pretty darn good.

3. Nobody laughs at you anymore when you wear shorts, dark socks, and flip-flops. At least, you can no longer hear them laugh.

2. You’re younger than Eminem.

1. It’s all downhill from here, so put it in neutral and just let it roll!

Happy Birthday, Jason!!!


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