Medical Licensing Council (MLC) assists Hundreds of Medical School Dropouts to become Alternative Medicine Doctors

1. TITLE : Medical Licensing Council (MLC) assists Hundreds of Medical School Dropouts to become Alternative Medicine Doctors SUBTITLE : Professor Obi Laughs Loudest , as the Medical Licensing Council (MLC) successfully assists Hundreds of Medical School Dropouts to (Professionally) Qualify as Telemedicine Physicians , Alternative Medicine Doctors and African Traditional Medicine (ATM) Practitioners. SUMMARY : After 12 Consecutive Months of Substantial Clinical Studies and Intensive Hybrid Learning , Hundreds of Medical School Dropouts from Top Level International Medical Schools , (like Oxford , Cambridge , Harvard and Yale) , have successfully qualified as (Fully Licensed) Alternative Medicine Doctors ; with Special Clinical Interests in African Traditional Medicine (ATM) , Travel Medicine and Telemedicine. BODY : A Few Years Ago (or so), in a 'First-of-a-Kind' (and Widely Maligned) Academic Recruitment Exercise , Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , a Fully Licensed Medical Doctor in the European Union (EU) , publicly advertised for (Top Level) Medical School Dropouts ; firmly vowing to Personally Facilitate their Direct Entry into a 12 Month (Triple Doctorate) Clinical Training Programme , comprehensively covering Telemedicine , Conventional Clinical Medicine (CCM) , Classical Alternative Medicine (CAM) and African Traditional Medicine (ATM).

2. Unsurprisingly : The Amicable Black Biafran Professor was Publicly Mocked by (Horrified) Clinical Peers , and (Comprehensively) Laughed Out of Town by (Scornful) Medical Regulators. . . . Wow : What a Difference a Year can Make . . . . . . Fast Forward (Now) to 2019 . . . As at 12 Noon GMT on Monday the 7th of January 2019 : All of the Previous Medical School Dropouts are now successfully working in the Long Distance Healthcare Industry (from the Tranquil Comfort of their Very Own Homes) , with Minimum (Pro Rata) Starting Salaries of upwards of US$100000 (One Hundred Thousand American Dollars) Per Telemedicine Doctor , Per Year. . . . Alas : Most of the (Aforementioned) Medical Regulators (and Clinical Peers) are NOT AMUSED ; most especially with the Resounding Success of the Programme . . . Speaking (Rather Extensively) at their Recent Graduation (and Licensure Award) Ceremony , Prof Obi , who also (Precariously) Doubles as the Most Excellent State Counsellor of Biafraland , Formidably Lashed Out at (Top) Medical Schools , (Top) Medical Boards and (Top) Medical Councils , for Woefully Failing to Successfully Adapt to the Realistic Educational Requirements of Modern Medical Students. ________________________________________________________________________________ According to Doctor Obi : " Arrogant Medical Schools , Snooty Medical Boards , and Snobby Medical Councils have (All) Fundamentally Failed to Successfully Adapt to the Realistic Educational Requirements of Modern Medical Students and Modern Medical Learning ; while Modern Clinical Medicine has dramatically changed so significantly that Professor Google (dot com) is now the World's Most Popular Doctor and Healthcare Provider , since over 90% (Ninety-Percent) of Simple Clinical Ailments can Competently Be Managed via Free Google Search Engines , Free Google Templates , Free Google Learning and Free Google Apps. Yet as far as I am aware , Professor Google (dot com) has not yet even been to Medical School , let alone acquire a Medical Practising License. " ________________________________________________________________________________

3. Undeterred : The Amazing Professor Obi has now quietly unveiled (yet) another (General) Online International Telemedicine Course ; for Qualified Medical Doctors (and other Healthcare Professionals) ; as an Evidence-Based (Scientific) Attempt to (Ethically) Replicate his Method to Millions (and Millions) of Licensed Clinicians (Worldwide). His Wide Range of Affordable Telemedicine Courses are currently scheduled to take place on the 31st Day of December 2019 ; although Regular Private (Custom-Built) Courses will continue to take place Throughout the Whole Year , and beyond , subject to demand. Approved Tickets for the 2019 Event can easily be booked online , at https://mlc.app.rsvpify.com Those who cannot book a place , (using the above platform) , should promptly contact Professor Obi , directly , via Linkedin at https://www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor HELPFUL WEBSITES : Medical Licensing Council http://www.MedLC.org Email : MLCLReg@aol.com Government of Biafra http://www.govt.africa Email : state@govt.africa Keywords : Doctors , Medicine , Medical , Health , Medical Council Tags : Doctors , Medicine , Medical , Health , Medical Council Hashtags : #Doctors , #Medicine , #Medical , #Health , #MedicalCouncil