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you declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line. You’re a REAL teacher if…. you can “sense” gum. You’re a REAL teacher if…. you move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table. You’re a REAL teacher if….

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you know

the best day-before-a-vacation lesson plans can come from Blockbuster.

You’re a REAL teacher if…
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you believe that no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for at least 5 years.You’re a REAL teacher if…
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you can’t have children because there’s no name you could give a child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.You’re a REAL teacher if…
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a parent calls to chew you out because you have ignored her son’s project only to learn from you that it must be the one that has sat on the chalkrail for weeks with the words “Whose? Is this yours?” written above it.You’re a REAL teacher if…
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you write your name conspicuously on all personal objects, including your car keys, your masking tape, your textbook, and your chair.You’re a REAL teacher if…
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you could be written up

in medical journals

for size and elasticity

of kidney and bladder.

You’re a REAL teacher if…
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you hear the heartbeats of crisis;

always have time to listen;

know you teach STUDENTS,

not subjects;

and

are absolutely non-expendable.

You’re a REAL teacher if…