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Infinisphere Productions presents……. Colonel Moehling. Uses Short Hand Has directed traffic at a Y intersection Apprehended subjects that did not speak english and were on drugs Is a fireman Is an ex K-9, MP Has a 5-year old cell phone
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Infinisphere Productions presents…….. Colonel Moehling
Uses Short Hand Has directed traffic at a Y intersection Apprehended subjects that did not speak english and were on drugs Is a fireman Is an ex K-9, MP Has a 5-year old cell phone His Blackberry Bold is 5 years old…even though it has only been available for 7 months The most interesting man in the world
Has been the victim of burglary Knows how to use a slim jim and the Big Easy Tool Carries 2 packs of cigarettes Keeps the Texas Penal Code handy Can tell a public narrative (even though he has never written one) Gets allergies once a year The most interesting man in the world
Knows the difference between a fife and a piccolo Can take fingerprints from scotch tape alone Has a lawyer on retainer Keeps an Emergency Response Guidebook handy Escorted explosive material, on rail, through Germany Knows ‘Management by Objectives’ The most interesting man in the world
Plays chess Is a damming expert Knows all about carbon motors Identity was stolen Responded to a Nigerian con-man to con him back (and could have if he wanted to) Knows the Life-Lock guy Has bad credit The most interesting man in the world
Was alerted by the IRS about a job in California Knows how to report a towed/repossessed vehicle and the timeframes Knows all about chain-of-custody requirements At one point stated : “My butt was up my head” Is a top-notch perimeter securer Is a druggist-fold expert The most interesting man in the world
Was a grocery store Deli Manager Was a grocery store Checker Was a grocery store Dairy Manager Was a Mechanics Assistant Drove a truck for AAA Carries bananas in case the need arises for spontaneous, fingerprinting exercises Can lift fingerprints with super glue The most interesting man in the world
Has processed for prints before as an MP with both black and magnetic powder Can always hit a target center-mass, with one round of his pistol, at 50-yards Knows the street price of methamphetamines Knows how to use meth… even with a straw Can break down a mobile home and have it on the road in two minutes The most interesting man in the world
Has testified in federal court in Washington D.C. Can testify in federal court while completely putting his personal life aside Lost a scratch-off ticket in his truck-found it a year later and scratched it and won $300 Works for a county Plans on being a narcotics task force team member The most interesting man in the world
Was a baker in a donut shop Knows about bicycles that fold up into a briefcase Knows quite a few people that suffer from seizures Went to renew his DL and was arrested at DPS Is part German Was the only white guy at his factory job The most interesting man in the world
Does not curse when in the presence of a female-only does so after she leaves Built 200’ of fence in one weekend with only the help of an elderly man Has been called: “racist” and “everything under the sun” Uses the word ‘bravent’ even though it is not a real word and no one knows what it means The most interesting man in the world
Has witnessed bottles go off of people’s head and stay intact Had a black friend that hates him now because he wants to be a cop Can not spell the words: swung or swing Knows the origin of the word gringo Wears ladies underwear Calls cars automobiles The most interesting man in the world
Cannot be knocked out by punches to the head Had a baseball-sized cyst drained from his armpit It takes three chiropractors to pop his back Believes it is appropriate for eggs to ride people Was a taste-tester for a national grocery store chain Fell asleep on a C-130 and swallowed his chewing tobacco The most interesting man in the world
When using the restroom; he does not “plop-down” he goes gently down Once cleared an entire school with only a K-9 and his 9mm sidearm Carries a .410 shotgun, in his truck, just for snakes Can shoot equally well with his left hand Was part of a swat team, while in high school, that won competitions for 3 years in a row The most interesting man in the world
Qualified with the Los Angeles PD and FBI SWAT team over the weekend for tactical pistol qualifications Maintains that it is OK for him to have sex with a chicken Ran a person who he arrested, yet warrant was for the junior and he arrested the senior Is seeking a scholarship to attend UXO class The most interesting man in the world
Has a buddy that sells 360-degree, computer-based, tactical simulators for $300,000/each Gets constipated from the peanut butter in an MRE Was offered a job as a jailer and knew he had it ‘in the bag’ just by looking at the other applicants. Turned down job offer as a jailer The most interesting man in the world
Got a ticket from APD for not responding to a wreck in a timely manner but he was stuck in traffic behind that wreck and was not allowed to drive in the ‘medium’ Is a commissioned security guard/mall-cop Caught a fellow security guard posing with his gun on facebook and got the dude fired Carries 2 camelbaks, one with water and one with liquor Can become skinny ‘in a heartbeat’ The most interesting man in the world
Worked with the Secret Service, as an assistant to dog handler, during election season Can evacuate buildings to be searched by secret service k-9 handlers Has knowledge of a secret, underground evacuation train tunnel under the white house (at least, before today, it was a secret) Has a friend that uses a mathematical equation for selecting the answers of a multiple choice exam and always passes his exams. (Maybe he is referring to Snyder) Has a friend that is a nuclear scientist The most interesting man in the world
Stopped watching cop shows on the advice of Mr. Santo Knows the definition of daytime Has knowledge of the president’s vechicle and says it can be self-contained in the event of a biological catastrophe; it even has oxygen that can sustain life for 8 hours. Does not sleep when driving The most interesting man in the world
Has researched the Arizona law on police asking if a person is a U.S. citizen Wears boots with shorts Was a prison guard in the military The most interesting man in the world
