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How to be Fired or FIRIED UP which is for you?. By Dr. Harold Williams Montgomery College Planetarium Coordinator and Physics Lab Coordinator Full time staff (SB) and Adjunct faculty . Fired First. Stop coming to work (3 days can do it, if you don’t call in or are unconscious.)

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How to be Fired orFIRIED UPwhich is for you?

By Dr. Harold Williams

Montgomery College

Planetarium Coordinator and

Physics Lab Coordinator

Full time staff (SB) and

Adjunct faculty


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Fired First

  • Stop coming to work (3 days can do it, if you don’t call in or are unconscious.)

  • Come to work, but don’t do your job, take a little longer, but this will do it, too.

  • Don’t keep up with your job as duties and the nature of work and technology change. This takes longest, but I have seen this work, too.


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  • Get in a shoving fight at work with fellow workers.

  • Threaten yourself or threaten others at work.

  • Lie on your time sheet

  • Piss off your supervisor and never apologize. Because you are after all a perfect human being, right?


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More subtitle ways to get fired

  • Keep everything to yourself and don’t have a support network among your fellow workers.

  • Never call your Steward if you are staff bargaining.

  • Never call your Staff Senator if you are not bargaining.

  • Don’t bother to know what Weingarten Rights are.


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Weingarten Rights

  • Rights are no good unless you know you got them.

  • You have the right to have a steward with you if you are being questioned about something that could lead to discipline.

  • What is discipline? Could lead to a reprimand that may or may not go into your personnel file or something more serious.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weingarten_Rights

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NLRB_v._J._Weingarten%2C_Inc.

  • http://mesa.msfc.nasa.gov/weingarten.html from Marshall (Space Flight Center) Engineers and Scientists Association


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This really is a great place to work, but how do you make it work for you.

  • Your “professional development plan,” which you should write may be the most important document you write all year.

  • This can be used to keep you up to date in your current job or any job that you might do at the college in the future.

  • This is an educational institution and guess what; we do support education of our employees in many different ways.


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  • Creating an Individual Professional Development Plan


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