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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!!!. Engagement Ring. Wedding Ring. SuffeRing. Marriage is a 3-ring circus:. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said: . “DUST!”.

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I married miss right

I married Miss Right.

I just didn’t know her first

name was ALWAYS!!!


I married miss right

Engagement Ring

Wedding Ring

SuffeRing

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:


I married miss right

The last fight was my fault.

My wife asked, “What’s on the

TV?”

I said: ...

“DUST!”


I married miss right

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created

man and rested. Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested!


I married miss right

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two MOTHER-IN-LAWS!


I married miss right

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to!


I married miss right

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on

Rodeo Drive and said: “I haven’t eaten anything in four days”.

She looked at him and said? ...

I wish I had your willpower!


I married miss right

Young son: “Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”


I married miss right

A man inserted an ad in the classified: “WIFE WANTED”.

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

“You can have mine!”


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