Officials Officially Can’t Officiate

1. Officials Officially Can’t Officiate Last night’s game was officially the worst game I’ve seen in awhile. The officials called everything, and anything to make the game way more complicated than it needed to be. These officials are flapping their lips and flailing their arms calling this and that. Honestly, a technical foul on Anthony Davis? For lord’s sake he was saving himself from a world of hurt coming off of the rim. The blindness didn’t stop there. A continuous barrage of whistle blowing threw off the game. It’s as if they are cigarette addicts and those whistles are filled with nicotine. Landon Atterberry

2. Bleep-bloop! The Louisville game last night was out of this world, and by that I mean the players couldn’t stop saying wordy dirds. The flim-flammers were bleep-blooping and the bagtaggers were bob-naggin and everyone was on their toes in shame. The opposing team was just as bad though because they would come right back with horrible things about looks, race, and even shoe color. I hope that by the next game the coaches will have taught them the value of good sportsmanship. I mean they were saying nanas for heaven’s sake! Jared Felker