NEW ECONOMICS VIEWPOINTS

1. NEW ECONOMICSVIEWPOINTS Amend By: chairman@rzbaustria.com

2. TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS • You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. • Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. • You retire on the income.

3. INDIAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You worship them.

4. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS • You dont have any cows. • You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. • You ask the US for financial aid, • China for military aid, • British for Warplanes, • Italy for machines, • Germany for technology, • French for submarines, • Switzerland for loans, • Russia for drugs • Japan for equipment. • You buy the cows with all this • And claim exploitation by the world.

5. AMERICAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. • You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. • You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. • You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

6. FRENCH ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You go on strike because you want three cows.

7. GERMAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

8. BRITISH ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • They are both mad cows.

9. ITALIAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You don't know where they are. • You break for lunch.

10. SWISS ECONOMICS • You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. • You charge others for storing them.

11. JAPANESE ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. • You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

12. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You count them and learn you have five cows. • You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. • You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. • You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

13. CHINESE ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You have 300 people milking them. • You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

14. MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You ask for government subsidy • You buy cars, travel overseas and marry again • Ask for some cows.

15. SINGAPORE ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • Believe you have a brilliant government • Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows • You lost all your cows.

16. THAILAND ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • Your cows not sick, but your chickens are • Forget about cows, busy with chickens.

17. SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS • You have two cows. • You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition!

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