The Quest for the Holy Fish

1. The Quest for the Holy Fish Click to Continue

2. You are a Knight on the search for the Holy Fish, a relic that increases a mans strength to that of a thousand trout. Many have perished before you, but maybe you will succeed where those ahead of you have failed… Click to Continue

3. You are in the Forest reputed to hold the Holy Fish. There are paths heading North, South, East and West.

4. You are deeper into the forest, you see a well travelled path to the east and a lightly used trail to the north.

5. You see a sign that says Danger, the rest of the words are worn. The trail continues to the north.

6. A Tree falls upon you. Apparently that’s what the sign meant by danger. Click to Continue

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8. You are on the well travelled path, you see another person on the trail to the south.

9. You are following the other person on the trail, they are still further to the south. Maybe they want to be friends?

10. They didn’t want to be friends. They beat you, stole your wallet and painted lewd images on your horse. Slink Home in Defeat

11. You hear the sea to the south beyond the great trees of the forest. There is a troll cave to the west.

12. You are in the Trolls cave. You can hear sounds coming from the north that sound like a Troll eating its last victim. You should really go back.

13. The Troll found you and stripped the flesh from your bones. Maybe someone brighter who doesn’t walk into the lair of a Troll will find the Holy Fish. Your Bones Litter the Floor of the Cave for Eternity

14. You can smell the fresh sea air, you can sea the shoreline further to the south.

15. The shoreline extends to both the east and the west.

16. As you walk across the shore a sea monster emerges and drags your cold, lifeless body to the depths of the ocean. You have the worst luck.

17. There is an inviting inn to the south.

18. It turns out that the Inn was owned by the local band of pirates. They capture you and after several weeks on a boat you are sold to cannibals. Eaten

19. You can see a Temple to the North and a small Shrine to the South.

20. The small Shrine belongs to a Satanic Cult. They tie you to an altar and sacrifice you to their gods. You die with the consolation that your organs are now being fed to their God as a light morning snack. Brunch for a God

21. You are in the Temple. You can see a large Chamber to the North.

22. You see a large Chasm in front of you. At the end is a glowing fish. You can A) channel your inner Indiana Jones and test your faith by walking north over the chasm or B) return south.

23. It turns out that invisible floors only exist in films. Your bones are sting in a pit with the hundreds of other knights foolish enough to try and walk on thin air. Squished

24. When you reassess the situation you notice that there is a passage to the east that leads to the end of the other chamber. How didn’t you notice that the first time?

25. You walk towards the Glowing Fish in the center of the room. The overwhelming smell of the Grand Fish of Justice assaults your nose as you approach. Claim the Holy Fish!

26. Unclench your Nostrils.

27. The overwhelming odor of the Holy Fish is too much for even a staunch knight such as yourself to bear. You throw the Fish and hear a wet slap as the Fish of Glory lands in the Chasm. Oh, Bugger.

28. The Path is blocked by trees.