MACA: Make Americans Clean Again, One Butt At A Time

1. MACA: Make Americans Clean Again, One Butt At A Time BREAKING News: America Has a Cleanliness Crisis This just in: we have a national emergency on our hands. Or rather… between our cheeks. In a country with self-driving cars, space tourism and smart toilets that talk back, why are we still using dry toilet paper like it’s 1925? Americans have meal prep apps, retinol routines and meditation timers. But when it comes to what happens after number two, we are stuck in the past. We have sent people to the moon but we are still wiping our butts with dry paper or with those shitty not so flushable scented toilet wipes and hoping for the best. That ain’t progress. That’s a national blind spot. The real hygiene crisis? It’s not under the sink. It’s between the cheeks. MACA: Make Americans Clean Again This is a movement. A gentle revolution. A cheeky campaign with a very clean purpose. MACA = Make Americans Clean Again.

2. No it’s not a political statement. It’s a public health upgrade, it’s about finally giving your booty the love and care it deserves. MACA is a wake-up call to every American still using just dry paper, toilet wipes, bidets or chemically loaded sprays. It’s not left. It’s not right. It’s just clean. MACA is here to stay because dignity starts at the bottom and the bottom deserves better. America, We Need to Talk About Your Bathroom Habits We did the research. And folks, it’s time for an intervention.  Most Americans use only dry toilet paper. That’s like cleaning peanut butter off a carpet with a napkin.  Toilet wipes? People think they are safe, but they clog plumbing systems, harm wildlife and are not even fully biodegradable. “The National Association of Clean Water Agencies (NACWA) estimates that wipes create an additional $441 million in annual operating costs for U.S. clean water utilities.”  Bidets? Great idea. But not everyone wants a cold surprise after coffee. If bidet nozzles and water streams are not cleaned properly, they can harbor bacteria. And that bacteria from the anal area could potentially be carried towards the urethra and cause infection. Millions of butts are suffering silently with irritation, itchiness and that’s not clean feeling. We have normalized discomfort because no one talks about it. Let’s end the silence and fix our daily wipe habits. The Revolutionary Foam Leading the Clean-Butt Charge Meet the star of the MACA movement: Butt Champagne, A New Standard in American Hygiene!

3. This is not just another butt spray. It’s not a wet wipe. It’s not a gimmick. It’s a revolutionary toilet paper foam that transforms regular toilet paper into a soothing, spa like cleanse. Why It Works:  Organic Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Rosemary Extract, Deionized Water & Organic Vegetable Glycerin. No Harsh Stuff: No fragrance, no alcohol, no sting. Skin-Friendly: pH-balanced and perfect for daily use. Eco-Friendly: Won’t clog pipes or pollute the planet. Simple: Just pump, wipe and go.     This is not just foam. This is freedom… for your behind. The Clean Butt Bill of Rights Welcome to the MACA Manifesto We believe:

4. 1. Every American has the right to a non-abrasive wipe. 2. A clean butt is a confident butt. 3. Toilet paper alone is not skincare. Let’s stop pretending. 4. Wet wipes are a scam with a plumbing receipt. 5. Dignity starts at the bottom. 6. Bidets are cool, butt not always practical. Butt Champagne is cooler. 7. Foam is the future. And the future is now. Let’s raise the standard and the seat for what it means to be truly clean. From Coast to Coast: The Cheeks Are Speaking You may not see it on Instagram stories, but from LA to Brooklyn, folks are making the switch. Here’s what they’re saying (anonymously, of course):  "Butt Champagne has been great and is a life changer. Love the clean feel and like that there is no irritation. I believe you have a winner."  "Actually feel clean like never before and the family uses it too."

5.  "Makes me feel so good, and I use your FYE every time in the toilet. Both are addictive! – damn genius!."  “Butt Champagne is seriously a bathroom upgrade. The foam is soft, natural, and makes toilet paper feel like a gentle wet wipe. No harsh chemicals, no clogged pipes — just clean, fresh comfort.” And there is more. Read what the butt champagne users are saying- https://thebuttco.com/products/butt-champagne-toilet-paper-foam-5-5oz-organic-and- eco-friendly-alternative-to-toilet-wipes This is the underground foam revolution. Quiet, proud and squeaky clean. MACA Starts with You. And Your Toilet Paper. So how do you join the movement? Simple: 1. Order a bottle of Butt Champagne. 2. Pump once onto folded TP. 3. Wipe like royalty. 4. Flush like a modern-day pioneer. Tag us if you’re bold, text us if you’re shy. Either way, your cheeks deserve it. You don’t need a movement. You need a moment. Preferably in the bathroom, with the foam. Let’s Make America Better… from the Bottom Up This is not about shame. It’s about self-respect. No more hiding the good stuff behind the cabinet door. No more accepting sandpaper as self-care. No more clogged pipes or irritation disguised as “normal." This is your invitation to change, to clean better, to feel amazing from the bottom up. Join the MACA movement today. Pop the foam, wipe the doubt. Feel the difference because Butt Champagne cleans you where nature splits you. Shop Butt Champagne Now