After the Feast Comes the Real Cleanup

1. After the Feast Comes the Real Cleanup The table is full, the wine is flowing… Someone is already in their “food baby” pose on the couch. There’s stuffing, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, pie, more pie… and that one friend who keeps saying, “Okay, last plate, I swear,” while loading up again. Friends giving is comfort on a plate. Comfort clothes, comfort food… but… absolutely zero comfort for your digestive system. And while everyone is posting cute table photos and boomerangs of cheers-ing glasses… nobody is posting the real part that comes after:    The bathroom traffic The “please don’t let anyone go in right after me” panic The quiet line outside the bathroom where everyone pretends they’re fine Truth is… the feast doesn’t end when the plates are empty. It ends after the last slightly- awkward-but-necessary bathroom trip.

2. You’ll probably bring a dish, maybe a bottle of wine… but what if you brought the one thing that quietly saves the day after the meal? Not another candle. Not another joke gift. We’re talking about the Friendsgiving gift no one expects…but everyone secretly appreciates. The thing that helps when rough toilet paper, harsh wipes and “maybe the bidet helps?” just don’t cut it. Butt Champagne - the cheeky, classy foam that actually helps with the real cleanup. Friendsgiving Isn’t Over When the Plates Are Empty Friendsgiving isn’t just about food, it’s about what the food does… later. Big portions, creamy sides, extra gravy, rich desserts, wine, soda, cocktails…. your stomach is doing overtime and your gut is like… Really? Again? What happens next?    You spend more time in the bathroom than usual. Wipes get used more... Toilet paper works harder. Your butt is suddenly dealing with… let’s say… more complicated situations than on a normal Tuesday. And when there are a lot of people in one place, things get even more crazy:     One or two bathrooms for a whole group Guests worried about smell, mess or noise Hosts worry if the bathroom feels clean and comfortable for everyone People are trying to pretend nothing is happening, while their stomach says otherwise Friendsgiving doesn’t just feed hearts and bellies… it gives your butt and your plumbing a full-time job. And it’s not gross, it’s not shameful, it’s just biology. The only real problem? We all act like it’s not happening. We theme the table, we plan the menu, we make a cute playlist. But the bathroom? At best… it gets a candle and maybe some “nice soap.” If there was ever a time to show the bathroom a little love, it’s after a big feast.

3. And remember… all that rich, indulgent food can make your poop more sticky, more messy and more frequent. That means -     More wiping More friction More irritation More “ugh, I don’t feel fully clean” That’s exactly where Butt Champagne can help. Candles and Sprays Are Cute, But They Don’t Do the Real Cleanup Most people “prep” the bathroom for guests the same way-     Light a scented candle Put out a room spray Maybe add some matches Put a nicer soap by the sink And hey… all of that is great. We love a cozy bathroom vibe. But…     Candles are cute… but they don’t clean anything. Sprays just mix perfume with… whatever already happened in there. Matches help with smell, but they don’t help your poor, overworked butt. Fancy soap? Nice for hands. Totally useless for butt hygiene. The air might smell like vanilla pumpkin dreamland. Your butt… on the other hand, is like… “I am fighting for my life back here.” Those little touches help the room, not the person. They don’t-    Help with irritation from frequent wiping Help with sticky or messy bowel movements after heavy food Help anyone feel actually clean enough to walk out with full confidence They make the bathroom look and smell nice. But they don’t help with the real cleanup your body needs after three plates of stuffing and pie.

4. So yes... keep the candles and cute soap, they’re part of the mood. But if you actually want to help people feel better after the feast? You need something that takes care of the guest, not just the air. Butt Champagne- The Unexpected Friendsgiving Hero Butt Champagne is the thing nobody expects to see in the bathroom… but once they try it - they’re like Okay... this is genius. Butt Champagne is a velvety foam you use with toilet paper, you just pump a bit on the paper, wipe like normal… and suddenly-    You’re actually cleaning, not just smearing. Your skin feels soothed, not raw. You feel fresh enough to go back to the living room like nothing happened. No more scraping with dry toilet paper, no more hoping wet wipes don’t make things worse and no more “I still don’t feel clean” moments.

5. Why Butt Champagne Is Perfect for Friendsgiving For Guests-     Makes multiple bathroom trips more comfortable on a heavy food day Helps reduce irritation from all that extra wiping Gives that “okay, I can face people again now” clean feeling Feels like a tiny, private upgrade they can enjoy without saying a word For Hosts:  Shows real thoughtfulness… you didn’t just plan food and decor, you cared about comfort in the most real way Helps guests feel cared for in a private, respectful, slightly funny-but-classy way Signals - “Hey, it’s okay, we all poop. I just made it nicer for you.”   The good stuff inside Butt Champagne is more than a funny name-     It’s made with gentle, naturally leaning ingredients It’s designed to be kind to skin, even when things are a little “active” down there It helps remove residue and odor better than dry toilet paper alone It fits right on the toilet tank or bathroom counter and looks like a chic skincare product, not an emergency item Your feast might be messy… but your bathroom routine doesn’t have to be. Cleans you where nature (and stuffing) split you. One Friendsgiving with Butt Champagne and suddenly guests are whispering… So… what is that foam in your bathroom? Because… I kind of love it.

6. After the Feast Comes the Real Cleanup… Make It a Little Softer By the time the last guest leaves, the kitchen is messy, the table is half-cleared and everyone is ready to flop on the couch. But the real cleanup has been happening all evening… in the bathroom.    Stomachs working overtime Toilets doing double shifts Butts is getting a little tired of rough paper and too many visits This year… instead of only focusing on the plates and the playlist… you can also-    Make the bathroom feel like part of the hosting experience Give guests something that actually helps their body feel better Gift something that’s funny, honest and genuinely thoughtful Because-

7.    Personal hygiene matters just as much as pretty table settings Butt hygiene is part of real self-care, especially after big meals A good daily hygiene routine doesn’t stop at hands and face… it also cares for the bottom that carries you through your day and your feast. Butt Champagne isn’t just a product, it’s a tiny upgrade to an everyday moment nobody talks about…but everyone deals with. Bring the dish. Bring the wine. But also bring the thing no one talks about… and everyone secretly needs. Shop Butt Champagne Now!