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Ballons

Ballons. We left it spelled that way for your enjoyment. Yes, WE. Remember when…. You were really really REALLY little And balloons were the awesomest things And then you always lost them in the sky And then you would cry Cuz they were high in the sky Whoa, I can rap! No, no I can’t.

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Ballons

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  1. Ballons We left it spelled that way for your enjoyment. Yes, WE.

  2. Remember when… • You were really really REALLY little • And balloons were the awesomest things • And then you always lost them in the sky • And then you would cry • Cuz they were high in the sky • Whoa, I can rap! • No, no I can’t

  3. Well, I do • Yep • The unimportant things that I remember • Oooo! Eskimo! • Eskimo, sumo, jumo • I don’t think jumo is a word

  4. Jumo (Jōō’ mō) • Int. Adj. Adv. V.or anything else I want it too be • Int. A greeting, such as “hello,” said with great enthusiasm • Adj. Extremely strange and odd • Adv. Strangely or oddly • V. To become strange or odd • Origin: Curkey

  5. Sentences • “Jumo! I want an Eskimo!” • “That green-colored cat is very jumo!” • The boy with eighteen legs ran jumo down the street. • Many people jumo after having algebra classes for long periods of time.

  6. Not to be confused with… • Sumo • Emily • Uniqueness • Eskimos • My cat

  7. Side Effects May Include… • Intense laughter at things that are not funny • Green hair • Writing on oneself uncontrollably • The inability to pay attention in Algebra • Excruciating stomach pain from laughing way too hard • Bruises • Paranoia • Stalking people • Red cars • Unability two speell

  8. What should you do if you know a jumo person? • Give them strange looks • Help them find an Eskimo • Sumo wrestle them, trust me they’ll lose • Give them aspartame (mmm Diet Coke) • Help them avoid Algebra at any cost • Give them all of your money, they really need it • Sing songs about a rhinoceros

  9. You know what is jumo? • People with 11 toes • My skin color • 85 • Jumo • Kelly Short’s bday is on the 20th! I can see you!

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