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  1. N’T USE GIT D @svenpet

  2. THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS CONTAINING SARCASTIC CONTENT THE PRESENTER LOVES GIT AND APOLOGIES FOR ANY CONFUSION BEFOREHAND R OCCASIONAL PROFANITY (SORRY MOM!) IRONY Hypersensitivity to occasional profanity requires covering ears.

  3. Sven Peters Atlassian Ambassador svenpet.com @svenpet

  4. Atlassian Ambassador TODAY I'M JUSTN E SV

  5. Atlassian Ambassador TODAY I'M JUST SV N

  6. IT'S A DISEASE

  7. Unnecessary Products

  8. BICUNDERWEAR

  9. PETWATER

  10. J2EE thanks SUN

  11. AND NOW

  12. LINUX

  13. OPEN SOURCE made for hippies

  14. 1 GIT PROPAGANDA WORKING OFFLINE

  15. GIT PROPAGANDA BROWSING HISTORY IS LIGHTNING FAST

  16. WORKING OFFLINE = DISCONNECTED

  17. CONNECT WITH YOUR TEAM IN THE OFFICE

  18. DISCONNECTS US

  19. 2 GIT PROPAGANDA GIT IS DISTRIBUTED

  20. GIT PROPAGANDA CODE DEVELOPER INDEPENDENTLY

  21. work on the same code base GIT PROPAGANDA

  22. ESSENTIAL SECURITY FEATURES ARE MISSING

  23. LOCK FILES SO WE DON’T STEP ON EACH OTHER TOES

  24. LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND AND NOT WORRY ABOUT MERGE CONFLICTS

  25. GREAT WAY TO CONTROL YOUR STAFF

  26. GIVES YOU LESS CONTROL OVERPEOPLE & CODE

  27. 3 GIT PROPAGANDA BRANCHING IS FAST

  28. GIT PROPAGANDA YOU CREATE BRANCHESLOCALLY that's lightning fast

  29. BRANCHING IS FAST BUT NO NATURAL TIME FOR A BREAK

  30. BRANCH CHECKOUT CODE

  31. BRANCH CHECKOUT CODE

  32. During CHECKOUT get a coffee and meet people chat with team mates about the weekends check Facebook

  33. MAKES YOU UNSOCIAL

  34. 4 GIT PROPAGANDA MANY POSSIBILITIES

  35. GIT PROPAGANDA COMMIT PUSH STAGE STAGING AREA LOCAL BRANCH REMOTE BRANCH

  36. COMMIT

  37. MANY POSSIBILITIES MEANS NO ACCIDENTALLY COMMITS

  38. WHERE IS THE FUN?

  39. IS LESS FUN & BORING

  40. 5 GIT PROPAGANDA EASY MERGING

  41. GIT PROPAGANDA MERGING JUST WORKS git merge that's it

  42. EASY MERGING MEANS NO TEAM EXPERIENCE

  43. Let's merge now

  44. MERGE CONFLICT CONVERSATIONS BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER

  45. IS DESTROYING TEAMS

  46. DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP IN A WORLD OF ? ? ? DISTRIBUTED VERSION CONTROL SYSTEMS

  47. Thanks! svenpet.com/talks @svenpet