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MALE CALENDAR

MALE CALENDAR. Il. 2003. Mr. January also known as Mr. Pack and Post. He is a Leo who enjoys competitive Chess, and talking in Internet Chatrooms. His favorite movies include Revenge of the Nerds and Pee Wee Goes to Town. January. Mr. February also known as Prisoner No: 4125863.

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MALE CALENDAR

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  1. MALE CALENDAR • Il 2003

  2. Mr. January also known as Mr. Pack and Post. He is a Leo who enjoys competitive Chess, and talking in Internet Chatrooms. His favorite movies include Revenge of the Nerds and Pee Wee Goes to Town. January

  3. Mr. February also known as Prisoner No: 4125863. He is a Cancer who enjoys long drives down secluded country roads. His favorite movies include Psycho and Escape from Alcatraz. February

  4. March Wing-nut or Toothpick as he is known to his friends. He is a Virgo who enjoys take away food and having his hair done. His favorite movies include: Eat, Drink, Man Woman, Porky’s and Porky’s Revence.

  5. Mr. April known as Junior to his friends. He is a Capricorn who likes being nude. He is currently captain of the Nude Triathlon Team. Although an accident involving a bicycle has stopped him competing. APRIL

  6. There’s nothing sexier than twins. Both Mr. Mays are Gemini’s and between them have 35 personalities. They are looking for a woman…or two. May

  7. June Mr. June AKA the Lava Lamp, because after a small run like this he has perpetual motion that is intoxicating. He is a Taurus that likes anything edible. His favorite movie includes the Richard Simmons “Sweating to the Oldies” and those Subway ads.

  8. July Mr. July or Velcro to is friends He is a Gemini who likes women to run their fingers through his soft hair. Likes: The beach Shampoo Dislikes: Waxing

  9. AUGUST Mr. August also known as Neckless or 64 DD He is a Taurus who likes nursery rhymes and warm milk. His favorite movies include Look Who’s Talking and Babe

  10. September Mr. September or also known as Steel-o. His favorite past times include looking for small insects in his hair and wearing collarless, frilly sleeve “ugly” shirts. His greatest desire is to lie flat on his back.

  11. Mr. October also known as Cuddles. He is a Scorpio and looking for an understanding girl who can cook…………...anything. His greatest desire is to find his feet and his leopard skin G-string.. October

  12. Mr. November AKA Blue He is an Aquarius who loves nothing more than making shitty necklaces out of crap other people have thrown away. He is looking for a girl who has a career, preferably in dental hygiene. November

  13. Mr. December known as Magilla. He’s a Sagittarius (or Sagahairian) and likes a good conditioner and a blow dry. He is looking for a sensitive woman who can operate a lice comb. December

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