Statistics? Don't Make Me Laugh!
A statistician is an accountant without the charisma
Every day, innumeracy affects 8 out of 5 people.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
If you want three opinions, just ask two statisticians.
Terrie Healy Deputy Director, Student Administration Academic Registrar's Group, RMIT University 72,000
Saul Berman Manager, Service Centres Monash University 55
Phu Catania Co-ordinator, Customer Service and Business Services GroupDeakin University 2950
Fotios Lampropoulos Manager, Admissions & Enrolments Victoria University 10
Jan McAdam Associate Director, Client Services, Student OperationsSwinburne University of Technology 16.6
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.