The Coffee Shop Sign The Context Place: a college coffee shop Time: 8 am on the Monday of finals week during the winter term (e.g. March 10) Cast: Kevin, the guy behind the counter, who has a weird sense of humor. Miscellaneous sleepy students who have been studying hard for finals. WAL
Do not serve dead customers.
A: I just won a chance to have dinner with Ozzie Osbourne and his family.
B: Great! Are you going to take a bat?
Thanks to Deirdre Wilson.