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15. WAZPZ. start. Happy Families. Next. As usual, it’s my birthday and no one will take any notice because it’s me, Sean. Happy Birthday, Sean. Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god. Next. Ok, this is Alex’s present. I’ll give it a shake and maybe guess…. Next. Aah!! It’s a bomb!!. Next.

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WAZPZ

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Happy Families

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As usual, it’s my birthday and no one will take any notice because it’s me, Sean

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Happy Birthday, Sean

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

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Oh! A fancy cardigan. But why is it 10 times smaller than me?

Oops, must’ve set the dryer to the wrong setting. Oh well. Enjoy. You could probably put it on the hamster

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We don’t have a Hamster

We don’t have a dryer either

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It’s an Mp4 Player. Me and AMY pooled our money together to get it. So that’s £80 you owe us. Each…

What is it?

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What?!!!

We didn’t say anything…

What?!!!

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They didn’t have any Valentines Day wrapping

Thank You, James…why is it in Christmas Wrapping?

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What is it…?

Open it and find out…

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It’s another present…

Well open it again

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It’s another present…

Well open it again

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James, even if I did bother opening it now, the present inside would be pointless to be jolly about

It’s the thought that counts

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I’m not stupid, James. That doesn’t necessarily mean you think nice things about the person. If you don’t like the person, you’d get them something shit. So the thought does indeed count

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What is it?

Press it…

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Sean asked me for a surprise so I’m giving him one

Hey, Jack. I don’t see your present…

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There’s the surprise!!!

What the hell, Jack?!!!

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Ooh! goody

Here, Sean, some birthday letters for you

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Dear Uncle’s Son,

Argh! You be 365 days older

and it is a special day for you, Kizargh!!

Now that you are 16

years of age, you can

legally drink

Diesel Oil at local beverage shops

Known by the humans as “pubes”.

No sorry, Pubs…or was it the first one?

Anyhow, I hope we see one another at

Our yearly family orgy. Well I certainly

Do…Argh!! Enclosed is my birthday

Present.

Bye for now,

Fergal Stack

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What’s the present?

I lump of his hair…

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…A.M

What?!! But the surprise party doesn’t start till 6 tonight

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What surprise party?

We organised a surprise party but don’t tell Sean…D’oh!!!

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Hello, sorry the Weight-watchers evenings are on Wednesdays

How dare you, I’m here to see my nephew Sean-y

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Alex, I’ll take care of this. Tell Jack to prepare the welcome meal

At Eight in the morning? Well ok…

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Hello there Mrs. Leach, you’re looking well…

I’m from his mother’s side, I don’t like his Father’s Family so never call me that name again ever!!

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Bollocks, I fucked up the first impression

And watch your mouth, missus, or I’ll wash your mouth out with soap if I have to

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Missus? I’m a boy!!

Look young lady, don’t back-chat me or I’ll cane your backside so hard it’ll make your parents flinch

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Don’t call me that under your breath, lady and don’t use the lord’s name in vein!! Now let me see my Nephew before I make you sit in the corner

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This is Thomas, James and Alex. Matthew and Jack are in the back making the meals. Jack has a GCSE in Food so he’ll be preparing it

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And what about that Rude Girl whom I met when I arrived?

Girl…? Oh you possibly mean Hannah, Jack’s sister. She’s our receptionist

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Hail

To

The

Chef

Brand

cereal

Nemo

The utter stupid woman!! She’s almost an idiot as her worthless Nephew

Ah go on, man. Go easy on him today. It’s his Birthday

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Hail

To

The

Chef

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Nemo

In comparison to what we normally say, I am…

Look, you can stand there and bitch on about her or you can help me on this dinner. It might change her opinion of you if you do her meal…Now the soup is the starter so go and take it in while I put the Chicken in the oven

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Wait, I thought you said you took a GCSE grade in Food?

Here is your starters. It’s fresh Noodle Soup made by Jack…now eat it quickly before it Evaporates…

I didn’t say I passed it…

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I’m not eating this Middle-class Slop!!

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>_<

Very well Mrs. Crunk. We can possibly arrange something else for your meal…

>_<

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I’m not eating another thing made by that pimply-faced prune!!!

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Hey!! I worked hard on this meal and they’re not pimples, they’re freckles…really, really big ones…

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I slaved my arse off making this meal to welcome you. And all you do is throw it in my face!! Well fuck you, you old bitch!!! Take this…!!!

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Oh sorry, James. Your head was in the way…

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Fuck you, spotty!!

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How uncivilised you boys are!! I should beat you with my cane!! Go wash yourselves!! Now that is your final warning! No more horseplay from any of you!!

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How…Dare you!! That is the last straw!! I’m calling the police for anti-social behaviour!! Where is your telephone?!!

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We don’t have one, We use the AMY system…

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You’re the receptionist, Madam!! Why don’t you go call them the old fashioned way??!! NOW!!!

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I believe you’re the receptionist to her…

What she looking at me for?!

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Jack, tell your sister to do what the guest says.

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Very well, then. If you’re not going to inform the authorities, I will myself!! Good day to you barbarians!!!

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Oh you must be Matthew!! Sean’s told me you’re the civilised one

Is that supposed to be an insult?!!!

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She’ll not do anything. She’s very agoraphobic and only tends to say things to antagonise people…

Well thanks a lot, Sean. If you’d have not been born in the first place, we’d not have to worry about being thrown in jail…

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Yeah, my vocabulary tends to expand when I’m scared of policeman…

That was an awfully intelligent vocabulary for you, Sean…

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No, it’s not that. I keep thinking I’ve forgetting something…

Jack, stop worrying. We’ll be fine. It’s not like we murdered anyone…this time

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Oh shit!!! I left the Chicken in the Oven!!!

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Nemo

Whoah!! Whoah!! Oh my god!!!!!!!

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Yes, madam, in what region??

Hello, I wish to report anti-social behaviour towards my person…

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You’re No. 1000

Mrs. Crunk, you are the 1000th person to have reported the Wazpz as Anti-social in the past 3 years!! And as a prize, you get a cash prize of £5000 and a vacation home in the Bahamas!!!

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Nemo

This isn’t working!! We should call the fire-brigade!!

Oh no!! I’m not calling those arseholes. They gave me a warning for lighting a cigarette

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cereal

Nemo

You lit a bonfire made of cigarettes up in saltwell park!!

I had a right to!! Those things are bad for you!!

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The fire’s getting worse in here, guys!! we’re out of Fire Extinguishers and resorting to throwing things to maybe stamp it out…

All I could find were these Nutri-Grain boxes…

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Not even the Fire wants them…

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They’re having a party so more of their barbaric friends will most likely fight alongside them if they refuse arrest

Sorry, madam. But we won’t be able to fend off the 6 alone never mind their party guests. Why do you think I have no arms or legs??

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Be my guest, madam, but you’re not persuading me to go after them again. They still have my face…

Well, then, I’ll have to deal with them myself!!

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cereal

Nemo

This going to get worse before it gets better. I advise we evacuate…

Well it’s 5:55pm, Sean’s Birthday guests should be arriving now so they could help…

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Oh thank god you’re all here, we need all the help we can get. Try and put the fire out

Zoiks!! I’m not going over there, maaan!!! Fire can kill you to death

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C’mon, Bevvers, you’re my cousin. Won’t you help us save our home?!!

Whoah, maaan, he can’t hear you maaan. He’s so doped up, he’s been stoned for nearly 6 Months now, maaan

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Well isn’t that just Dandy?!!

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Oh no! Sparky!!!

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Don’t worry, Matthew. I’ll go save him!!

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Alright, that is it. I’m here to deal with you myself

Mrs. Crunk, I’d advise you keep out of the way, the studios is…

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I’ve had just about enough of you, young lady. I’ll tear that tongue out if I have to…

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It’s Lucifer!!!! Everyone repent!!! Repent I say!!!!!

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Here’s Sparky and I managed to save Pyro too. Choki fought his way out I think…don’t know where he is now but he’ll turn up…

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I don’t know what we’re going to do with the studios

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Hey, what the hell’s that in the distance?

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Kizargh!! Fergie the Clown I be. Here to entertain my cousin, Sean. Argh!! See this flower on my chest?

No…

Crap! Wait a moment, Argh!!!

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There, Kizargh!! This one right here. Smell it, Birthday Boy, Argh!!!

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Fergal Stack, you saved the studios with your shitty merchandise

Kizargh!! T’is was nothing!! All in a day’s work. Now to the Stack-mobile!!!

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WAZPZ

Play Again

Starring

Jack Kendall

Matthew Laskey

Alex Ahmed

Sean Leach

James Hinton

And Thomas Walker

Quit