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Humorous Insights on Marriage: A Collection of Quotes

Enjoy a light-hearted look at marriage with these witty and humorous quotes that explore the joys and challenges of being married. From funny anecdotes to clever observations, these quips will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement.

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Humorous Insights on Marriage: A Collection of Quotes

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  1. About Marriage (1) • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. • At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." • After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." • A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." • Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. • Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

  2. About Marriage (2) • A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." • Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. • A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire." • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. • First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!” Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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