A Day in the Life of A White Mage. Episode 16: Customer Service. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Stenir: I-Am-A-Wet-Monkey. Johnny: I am sorry, please continue. Stenir: So, anyways, I get this letter from you and it says that I owe you $47.90.
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Johnny: I am sorry, please continue.
Stenir: So, anyways, I get this letter from you and it says that I owe you $47.90.
Stenir: I was wondering what exactly I am getting charged for.
Johnny: Sir, in order for me to access your account, I will need to ask you for some
information that will help me to ensure that you are who you say you are.
Stenir: I haven’t even told you who I am yet.
Johnny: Of course, Mr. Wiggins. I’ll be glad to help.
Stenir: are you even listening to me?
Stenir: My address is 182 Market’s Way, South San d’Oria, 777666.
Stenir: Excuse me, but I was explaining the problem.
Johnny: Alright. Second bit of information I need from you is your username and password
for the account.
Johnny: I’m sorry, sir, but I cannot help you with that at the current moment.
Johnny: Thank you for calling. My name is Johnny. What can I do for you today?
Stenir: All I want to know is where to find this stupid bit of information.
Johnny: This is PlayOnline, Inc. You’ve reached the Customer Service Department.
Johnny: If you have forgotten your username and password, they can be found on
the top-right corner of the bill you have questions about.
Stenir: Um…my username is apparently…
Johnny: Okay, and your password, sir?
Johnny: Can I have the last four digits of your credit card you used when setting up
Stenir: Yeah, I got this letter in the mail and I was wondering…
Stenir: Um…where would I find that?
Johnny: Okay, first I need to ask you for your home address.
Stenir: Any other stupid questions?
Johnny: Yes, I need you to correctly give me the answer to the following question.
Johnny: Do you have a hot sister?
Stenir: I don’t have a sister!
Johnny: Very good, sir. Let’s see what I can or cannot do.
Johnny: Well, it appears that you have a $47.90 bill due with us sir. You have been
playing for the past two months and have incurred this bill.
Johnny: Sir, I do not like the tone of voice that you are taking with me!
Johnny: Excuse me, sir, but if you insist on being such a jerk, I’m going to have to
come over there and beat the living crap out of you!
Stenir: And you call yourself customer service?
Johnny: Very good, sir.
Johnny: I’m sorry, sir? I was just discussing what I was gonna have for lunch with my
Johnny: What was that, sir?
Johnny: Very good, sir. Now, we require you to pay your account in full by the end of this
Johnny: Otherwise we will prevent you from having any fun while playing in the
grand world of Final Fantasy XI.
Johnny: I need the last four digits of your credit card number to verify the card on file.
Stenir: But I don’t’ have any credit cards anymore. I got rid of them about a year ago.
Johnny: I’m sorry, but those are not the last four digits. Would you like to try a
Stenir: Are you listening to me? I don’t have a credit card.
Johnny: I’m sorry, but you need to give me a credit card number regardless.
ANGER LEVEL-UP: LEVEL 2
Congratulations! Stenir reached
Anger Level 2!
ANGER LEVEL-UP: LEVEL 3
Congratulations! Stenir reached
Anger Level 3 and learned the
“Customer” Job ability
ANGER LEVEL-UP: LEVEL 4!
Congratulations! Stenir reached Anger Level 4
and learned the “Customer” Job Weaponskill
IT’S A FREE HOSPITAL….
HENCE THE BADLY DRAWN BED
Stenir: Now that’s Customer Satisfaction!
Johnny: We aim to please…my poor body…