1. The Story of Starscreen

2. Once upon a Time….

3. There lived a Happy little Chappy called Neal….

5. Neal was very happy

10. Then one day

11. …he meet Daz!

12. …he meet Daz!

13. …he meet Daz!

14. Daz wasn’t happy!

18. So to pass the Time

19. They formed a band with Sean!

21. They had Fun

25. But there was something

26. Or Someone missing….

27. Enter Scott!

32. The Band were Complete!

33. Starscreen Mk I

34. The Band go on individual Quests

35. To Try and achieve musical greatness

36. Sean Goes to see David Bowie…

37. …but who CARES!!!!!!!!

38. Daz goes to Ian Gillan for inspiration.

42. Ian Gillan tells Daz to…

43. Get ya sen a Pair of Pyjamas

44. And tek ya Bastard Shoes off!

45. Look at my Toes Aren’t they lovely!

46. Then he Dies!

49. Scott meanwhile goes to see Bryan Ferry!