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Top 10 Reasons Why Mike is Leaving:. Safety & IH Committees are too productive to take a nap Audit program is always asking for more money Did not want to be around when new ETS (Extremely Terrifying System) rolls out Those “One Honeywell” metrics were driving him bonkers
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Top 10 Reasons Why Mike is Leaving: • Safety & IH Committees are too productive to take a nap • Audit program is always asking for more money • Did not want to be around when new ETS (Extremely Terrifying System) rolls out • Those “One Honeywell” metrics were driving him bonkers • Process Safety Mgmt., Dangerous Goods Transport, Fire Protection Abeyance – Too much to handle? • Does not want to look at this guy anymore • It is May and the Rangers are still playing? The world must be ending • Ran out of pages in his passport • Watching those Yankees turn into free agents inspired him • Sweet smell of summer Bon Voyage