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The Sultan Who Loved Sheep. One day Jimminez, the mighty Sultan of Faminto por Sangue came to visit his harem, looking very sad and dejected. Madmae asked him, “Why do ye look so forsaken, yer majesty?”. “I would like to pay tribute to me hearties the Black Sheep Brigade,” the Sultan replied.

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The sultan who loved sheep
One day Jimminez, the mighty Sultan of Faminto por Sangue came to visit his harem, looking very sad and dejected.



The sultan who loved sheep

“I would like to pay tribute to me hearties the Black Sheep Brigade,” the Sultan replied.

Not THOSE Black Sheep!


The sultan who loved sheep

There ye go…That’s more like it! Sheep Brigade,” the Sultan replied.


The sultan who loved sheep

“But what can I give them that they don’t already have?” mused the Sultan.

“They are some of the best navigators and pillagers in the Midnight Ocean, they dress in black & gold, they have MASSIVE piles of PoE and an enormous ‘flet’…not to mention they’re completely insane.”


The sultan who loved sheep

“Well my king,” said Bloodymarie, “many have long coveted yer most prized possession…perhaps offering the Sheep time with yer lovely harem…”


The sultan who loved sheep

“ARRRGG! An excellent idea!” cried Jimminez, “I shall let the BSB royals take their portrait with which ever members of my harem they choose.”



The sultan who loved sheep

“But alas, ‘tis not a fitting enough tribute to King Stuysevant and his court, we must do more,” worried the Sultan.


The sultan who loved sheep

“I have heard Prince Dustybottom tell tales of his big chest…perhaps he would donate it for our cause” suggested Elfgirl.

Not THAT Chest!


The sultan who loved sheep

THIS chest…perhaps he would donate it for our cause” suggested Elfgirl. Chest!


The sultan who loved sheep

“And I know that Dusty also likes to show off his big stick,” winked Gloriana.

Not THAT Stick!

NO! Not THAT Stick Either! Get yer mind out of the gutter!


The sultan who loved sheep

“I think he should offer to duel Prince Rummykins to pay homage to skillz of the Sheep.”

Now that’s a Big Stick!



The sultan who loved sheep

“While we can only make blue beds now, maybe someday – when the gods allow – we can give him free labor at yer furnisher on the bed of his dreams…”


The sultan who loved sheep

Image censored due to disturbing content when the gods allow – we can give him free labor at yer furnisher on the bed of his dreams…”

“Wait!” cried Esperetta, “I would like to offer myself on a silver platter, covered in cookies, pudding and peanut-butter cups for the Sheep to feast upon.”

No REALLY, You don’t want to see it.


The sultan who loved sheep

“Uh…that’s a fine idea Espy, yer sacrifice for the good of the flag will be noted,” remarked the Sultan as he shook his head and rolled his eyes.


The sultan who loved sheep

So the Sultan went to visit the Brigade, bearing with him gifts and offers of service. The Sheep were so impressed with the celebrated Famintos, they gifted the Sultan with the isle of Orca in reward.


The sultan who loved sheep

The Sultan being humbled by such a generous gift, vowed to the Sheep, "In honor of yer generosity, I shall establish the Faminto PvP League.”


The sultan who loved sheep

“Every month on the isle of Orca, we will host a sinking PvP sloop battle. We will create two perpetually warring flags for this purpose – with crews named in honor of the glubbing we guarantee: Titanic and Lusitania.”


The sultan who loved sheep

Hatfields vs. McCoys PvP sloop battle. We will create two perpetually warring flags for this purpose – with crews named in honor of the glubbing we guarantee: Titanic and Lusitania.”

NKoTB vs. BSB

“Participants will pay a nominal fee to join the crews and man the stations or navigate the ship in these themed contests. We will provide the sloops, appropriately stocked with rum and shot.”

Brains vs. Brawn

Great Taste vs. Less Filling


The sultan who loved sheep

“Pirates will either sink (and suffer potential maimings), or claim bragging rights in that months challenge. We will make use of Orca’s monger for supplies, and even provide for post boom-boom tournaments and access to commemorative portraits on the island.”


The sultan who loved sheep

Ceylon, the Sultan’s favorite added, “My love, we could even make the first contest a Black Sheep grudge match…”


The sultan who loved sheep

“…naming sloops after the most boisterous of the BSB royals – Stuyvesant, Bendeall and Rummykins – and letting them shoot each other til the ocean swallows them.”


The sultan who loved sheep

“Aye Lady Cey,” beamed the Sultan, “we can have the ships named for the crazy roommates battle it out first, then the winner will fight the Rummykins ship. And for the winning ship’s namesake…”


The sultan who loved sheep

“Ooooh, I know! I know!” shouted the pink-clad Esperetta. “Whoever’s ship wins will get their choice of keepsake to remember the BSB’s stomping face on Orca and their profitable occupation for all these months.”


The sultan who loved sheep

“But what keepsake would be appropriate for such a feat?” asked the eunuch Repentant.

Yep we really will send you one!

“I have just the prize…” smirked Espy, “they can choose between two cinematic treasures…”


The end

Scratch that! feat?” asked the eunuch Repentant.

The End

We are just getting started!!!

Much Better!


The sultan who loved sheep

((Applause)) feat?” asked the eunuch Repentant.

Conceived and hatched by Ceylon

Photo mutilation by Jimminez

Sick & Twisted Ideas by the nutcases of Faminto por Sangue

Horny Sheep played by Jimminez