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Mother of God

Mother of God. Job description: Long term position. Need to be able to be a team player and have great communication skills. Will be required to carry God’s child in your womb, give birth, and then educate and raise that child. The job will be seven consecutive days of 24 hour shifts.

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Mother of God

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  1. Mother of God • Job description: Long term position. Need to be able to be a team player and have great communication skills. Will be required to carry God’s child in your womb, give birth, and then educate and raise that child. The job will be seven consecutive days of 24 hour shifts.

  2. Responsibilities • You will have to raise the Son of God and teach Him to follow His Father. You might have to occasionally put up with his attitude because He knows who He is. You will have to deal with His group of diverse friends. Most importantly, you are to teach Him and at the same time, be one of His disciples.

  3. Wages and Compensation • You won’t get paid, but you might be the most famous woman in the history of humanity. You will also invest all of yourself and have to endure as much suffering and pain as any mom in history. Your retirement package will be given to you in the life to come.

  4. MARY’S RESUME • Prior Jobs: NONE • Experience: I helped my cousin for three months when she was pregnant. • Special Talents: I love God with my whole heart.

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