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RPG 2

RPG 2. By the Dude. 1. You are sitting in a throne with your holy grail at your side. Then suddenly an old man comes in and gives you a stick. Suddenly, the stick turns into a map, which turns into a calculator, which turns into a wormhole that sends you away from your castle . You…

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RPG 2

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  1. RPG 2 By the Dude

  2. 1 • You are sitting in a throne with your holy grail at your side. Then suddenly an old man comes in and gives you a stick. Suddenly, the stick turns into a map, which turns into a calculator, which turns into a wormhole that sends you away from your castle. • You… Go north Go West Go South GO East

  3. Right You go right and find a jester. A powerful jester in magic in manipulation. Enough power to sway the decision of a dragon. And he will tell you a one word spell that can manipulate anything…if you get who he is quoting: I rock…and roll… all day… sweet Susie! Frank ZappahLittle Richard O.J. Simpson Wimp-Lo

  4. Correct!!! You got it right! The spell is PLEASE. The jester has agreed to take you anywhere now. You go… North To the last room you where in. East West

  5. Wrong You are wrong. He sends you back to start. Continue…

  6. west You go west and suddenly an army of zombies rises up from the ground. You… Fight them of with a chainsaw and a shotgun Run away to south Run away to east

  7. Fight with chainsaw and shotgun The chain has not been invented and they have invented shotguns just not ammo. So your weapons are pathetic and the zombies eat your brain.

  8. East You go east and BEHOLD!!! The Giant of the castle of the dungeonof the roomof the chamber where you found thy holy hand grenadewhich blew you up and then you survived and found the holy grail from your previous quest approaches! You… Attack the giant Hit the giant over the head with a rock Hit the giant over the head with a laptop Shoot with a shotgun

  9. Go north You go north and find a treasure chest. You… Open it Keep going Stab it with your sword

  10. Open It You open the chest but it is a snake inside which bites and kills you.

  11. Go on You go on and out of no where a laptop flies through the air, hits you in the side of the head, right as you swallow a bug, right as you trip and fall on a sharp rock, killing you instantly, What are the odds of that?

  12. Stab with sword you stab the chest with your sword and you hear a small squeak as something dies. You open the chest and BEHOLD! CHICKEN WINGS! and a dead snake. You eat the chicken and… Go onGo West Go South Go East

  13. Go South You go south and find a dark castle. A sign on the outside says “Thiseth castleth iseth thy hometh ofeth thy Cyclops” You… Go in Go north Go east Go west

  14. Go In You go in. You… Go Left Go Right Go to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow Get a soda

  15. Get a Soda You get a soda and drink it. You… Go right Go Left Go to fraternity house and party like there’s no tomorrow Get a lot of soda

  16. Get a lot of soda You drink a lot of soda. You… Go Left Go Right Go to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow

  17. Go to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow You go to disco and party like there’s no tomorrow. Then you return to your quest. You… Go North Go East Go South Go West

  18. Go Left You go left and the cyclops finds you and eats you.

  19. Go Right You go right and behold Dennis returns. You… Go Left Go Right Go to dungeon Get a soda

  20. Go to dungeon You go to the dungeon and BEHOLD! The Evil Dungeon Man with an Ax from your first quest’s brother who also has an ax chops your head of. Figures.

  21. Left You go left and you find a dragon. This dragon is cool though. He can take you back to your castle if you say the magic word. But what such a spell can manipulate a dragon. Think fast cause he’ll burn you if you don’t. Alakazam Manipulatus O.J. SimpsonPlease

  22. You Win! You say the right words but the dragon doesn’t feel like listening and slaps you through a wall with its tail. But inside the room where it slapped you, you find 3000000000000 tons of gold and a iPod, which turns into a stick, which turns into a empty soda can which turns into a wormhole that takes you and your gold back to your castle! YAAAAYY!

  23. Oops. You said the wrong spell and the dragon burns you.

  24. Shoot with Shotgun Yes, the shotgun has been invented but ammo has not. The giant picks you up and slams you into a rock. This does not kill but it does knock you out and gives you a pickle like rash. Then the giant squashes you like a bug.

  25. Attack the Giant • You attack the giant and die.

  26. Hit over the head with rock • This is still the medieval times, and people do not have the privilege of rocks because such technology has not been invented yet. And so the giant squashes u like a bug.

  27. Hit with Laptop U take a laptop and slam it over its head. This does not kill it but does knock it out and it gets a pickle-like rash. You… Go west Go north Go south Hit it again

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